Recreation Interesting concepts put into qoutes...

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  1. LiLd3vil4u

    LiLd3vil4u New Member

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    I was reading qoutes yesterday, since qoutes are something I am particularly fond of, and I found one that was....interesting. So feel free to post any qoutes that you think are cool in here. Please keep the amount of Hentai in them to a minimal. Anywho, heres mine...


    "Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."
     
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  2. Nephilim_X

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    Most people hate the idea of evolution because they realize that if it were working properly, they'd be dead.

    "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." --Albert Einstein

    Censorship? We don't have any censorship. If we did, I couldn't say _________ or _________.

    "I will choose FREE WILL." --Rush

    It is true that liberty is precious, but is it so precious it must be rationed?
     
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  3. blood_pheonix

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    this is wat i used to say to my friends who think they r good.
    "U ****ing feel special? hell is rising, and i am the satin and do i feel as special as u? no."
     
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  4. Mad_Hamish

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    "Man, I hate quotes" - Mad Hamish

    Am I the only person that hates quotes?
    Mind you I still use them from time to time.
    Much to my dislike.
    If I got something to say I'd like to say it in my own words.

    Anyone guess this quote
    "not bad bacon n' eggs" - ????
     
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  5. LiLd3vil4u

    LiLd3vil4u New Member

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    ...if you hate qoutes then why did you reply in this thread. That is totally and completely befuddling to me.
     
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  6. Mad_Hamish

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    "Because I can." - Mad Hamish

    Edit: Don't get me wrong or anything, I'm not trying to be hostile. Just replying cos I wanted to say that.
     
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    "If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport."

    i saw it on a pin i picked up on the floor at Wal-Mart a few hours ago.

    yeah.
     
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  8. LiLd3vil4u

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    Alrighty then, what ever floats your boat I guess. :)
     
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  9. neoblacklady

    neoblacklady ~*Tpyo Godedses*~

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    "kicks soda cans" neoB tbh
    ill never tell" forgot where.. but a movie...
    2 be continued dont erase will edit
    "its a beautiful day to kick your @ss!" mr. rogers on the simpsons
    "elmo knows where you live" elmo on the simpsons tbh
     
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  10. GenericHero5

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    "Oh Marge, rules are a suggestion, like pants!" Homer Simpson, in an advertisement for The Simpson's Road Rage.

    "Her butt shined the banister!" Marge, the Sherry Bobbins episode.

    "We'll live like kings! Hell damn *** kings!" Bart

    "Wow. Thats an assload of crap you got there." Me, remarking on my friend's Christmas Haul.
     
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  11. Mad_Hamish

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    Okay okay I might be kinda gong back on my words here.
    And this may seem like total hypocracy but...

    Simpsons quotes are cool.
    Comedy is exepmt.

    "uh...can't I at least sheild my crotch?" - Eddie

    "Bears can't talk Eddie" - Wiggum
     
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    -"Bart, when i was your age i wanted a catcher's mitt. but my dad wouldnt buy it for me. so i held my breath until i passed out and hit my head on the coffee table. Doctor said i might have brain damage!"
    -"Dad, what's the point of this story?"
    -"I like stories!"
     
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    "Who is THAT?"
    "The one on the right's Mel Gibson, but i dont know who the other two guys are."
    AHH HA HA HA.
     
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    "now ill leave u here with wat we all came here to see... HARDCORE NUDITY"-troy maclure

    Homer: moe i need your advice,
    Moe: yeah
    Homer: see i got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabbadoo
    Moe: thats the worst name i ever heard
    Some man: noo hoo hoo *runs off crying
    Barney: Joey joe joe, come back!

    "...ever since i kinda ran over his dog...
    replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly, and the word dog with son..." -lawyer guy (dont know his name)
     
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  15. neoblacklady

    neoblacklady ~*Tpyo Godedses*~

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    If that is soo then take this...

    "It has been maintained for years that we each use only about 10% of our brain capacity; the the condom failure rate is 10 percent; and until just last year, that 10 percent of Americans are homosexual. Such statistics are partly artifacts, I suspect, of our decimal system; in a base 12 system, we'd no doubt show a similar affinity for statistiscs that were multiples of 8.333 percent." John Allen Paulos "counting on Dyscalculia, 1993
    "They can because they think they can." Virgil, Aeneid, 19 B.C.
    "There's a lot of tak about selfestem these days. It seems pretty basic to me. If you want to feel proud of yourself, you've got to do things you can be proud of" Oseoloa McCarty

    "I do not believe that I am now dreaming, but I cannot prove that I am not." Philosopher Bertrand Russell (1872-1970
    Gotta luff psychology... :)...
     
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  16. Izzy

    Izzy moo. moo. moo!
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    Hmm, SIMPSONS QUOTES!!!

    "Geez, Barn, did something crawl down your throat and die?"
    "It didn't die!"

    "From now on my name shall be: Homer...Jay Simpson!"

    "Ms. Hoover, my worm crawled up my arm and into my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?" - Ralph Wiggum

    "The doctor said I wouldn't have as many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there." - Ralph Wiggum

    "Ovulate damn you! Ovulate!" - Homer, playing that one game at the Learning Fair

    "Pardon me, but do you have any grease?"
    "Why yes, we do."
    "***RIIIIP*** Then grease me up, woman!"


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    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

    "Winamp...winamp...winamp...It really whips...the llama's ***!" - Winamp Demo

    "How do you say it again? Effelint?"
    "Paolo, that's ELEPHANT!"
    "Oh! Effe...ELEPHANT!"
    "Geez, queerdo. See, that's what you get when you say 'nanaba' so much."
    "*pouting* Yeah, well, you're an effelint!"
    "..."
    ~Me and Sophia a LONG time ago...2 years! :D Strangely, all those odd words in that whole dialogue were mine to be invented. ^_^;
     
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  17. kyrie

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    Fav. Quote

    "Head up young person" -from movie "The Object of my Affection"

    "Paperclips are the larvae stage of coat hangers" -unknown

    "And so i said 'You can HAVE the mersaidies, but I want the chicken!' " -Cat the awesome aussi
    (sorry if i spelled that wrong car lovers ^_^)

    Ja Ne,
    Chi-rushi
     
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  18. Izzy

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    "Mercedes" tbh. :D

    Speaking of cars, this happened at the auto show (see Dare Thread for a few pics ;)):
    "What kinda car is that?"
    "It was to be a Ferrari."
    Then I come in, point at the sign that's about 2.5 feet in diameter, "It's a Lotus."

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    "Everything that can be invented has already been invented," or something like that. It was in my subprofile, it was funny because it was quoted around circa 1950's. :p
     
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  19. neoblacklady

    neoblacklady ~*Tpyo Godedses*~

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    "ousu...."
    "sayonara minasan"
    and whatever else.. hehehe DrunkLep...
    "where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" the show
    "Once again you are all so so so so fake!" Q-Uzi my hero tbh ^_^
     
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  20. kyrie

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    Speling sucs (;) )

    LOL! Thanks Iz. ^_^

    Ja Ne,
    Chi-rushi
     
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