Recreation Jokes

He, he! I found this sites with a bunch of jokes:
http://groups.msn.com/TheMillenniumDuelistLounge/yugiohjokes.msnw
I think you'll like it, if u have any jokes or joke sites, please post them here! :anime:

 

ok- since things aren't moving-i'll get this started
there was this grl-and she wen't to a marrige consiler because she wasn't having enough "fun" with her husban-so the guy gives her theses pills and tells her to put one in his coffe each morning-the next morning she does and they have "fun"- so the next morning she thinks "damn these things really work!" so she puts two in and they have even more "fun"- so the next morning she just throws the whole thing in his coffe- one month later the consiler calls up and her son picks up and the consiler asks hows the family is and he replies..." well mom is dead, sis ran away, nannys pregnate and dad's butt naked outside going here kitty-kitty

 

i remember this one blonde joke okay

a blond woman was driving down a road when she saw another blond woman in one of the fields to right in a row boat just rowing away. She got pretty mad stopped the car, pulled over to the side and got out. She walked to the end of the shoulder of the road facing the field and yelled "you know its women like you that give blondes a bad name, and if i knew how to swim i'd go over there and kick your a**!"


hope you guys like it im pretty out of it today and thats the only one i could remember :shy3:

 

OOOOOO- that reminds me
There's this cop driving down this road when he see's a totally ruind car with a blond standing next to it. the cop asks how in the world did this happen?So she answer's " well, the strangest thing happened to me! i was driving down the road when out of nowhere, a tree pops up! so i sweve to the left, and another one pops up so i sweve to the right!" the cop answers " uhhhhhh, mame, that's ur air freshener."