Art Kiddie Wars

lol. that was really good.... You should make one of those web comic sites someday. And as for common sense, I'm not so sure... we do pretty stupid things (although not about so... "suggestive" subjects)

 

ha! that was funny. i liked the bathroom one. something like that happened to me. so instead i just went to the guys bathroom. everyone was staring at me...

 

KIddie Wars: Day 13!

I have problems paying attention to which bathroom I go to. Can't count how many times I walked into the ladies by accident. :sweat:

Anyway, I had a lot of friends who used to do what happens in the next comic.

Title: Twinkies...

 

lol I see you got a new one up, its funny, your doing a great job and remember to keep updating.

 

KIddie Wars: Day 14!

You know, I was the kind of kid who would report missing money to people too. Found a purse once and reported it. Turned out they were promising some reward for it but I never got it. Damned teachers. :anger2:

I can't tell you how many times I've seen this happen.

Title: Ain't no charity.

 

That kid is my HERO. He rules!


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And is the teacher single by chance?

 

Which kid? The capitalist, or the other one?

Although I wouldn't have tried either of those tricks. I'm honest, so I wouldn't steal them, and I would not have thought of selling Twinkies at inflated prices. It's a good idea though, as your stock will never go bad. I've thorwn out enough expired food at work to know it's a lot of lost money. Twinkies are good because they last forever.

Actually, that brings a new thought. If Twinkies last forever, how does your stomach digest them?

As for the teacher, I couldn't tell you. furryb could, but I can't. I'm industrious, not omniscient.

 

The capitalist of course.

 

Day Fifteen

Kids fight over the silliest of things.

Title: Free the people...

 

Poor capitalist. If only he'd realise that the commies will deplete their resources in no time if they're just given away.

Edit: you never answered my question about the teacher.

 

reminds me of me. lol...

 

If I tell you, it'll ruin the surprise.

 

Surprise, eh? Well, now I have to guess. So, I think she is available.

Now, I don't want to start a Capitalist vs. Communist debate, but, I think that Communism's ideal is better. A classless society of equals, where everyone has the same chance as the next person. But I know that it can't work in reality, so I like Socialism. (ie. Sweden) It's closer to the ideal.

 

Reality is more important than ideal. [/Off topic]

Aww, a surprise eh? Well hopefully you draw her a sexxeh boyfriend who goes by the name of Neph (huzzah for cameos).

 

KIddie Wars: Day sixteen!

I'm just thankful, reality isn't as important for comics. Throwing around an ideal here and there is a good thing. Of course, reality isn't bad either. Especially when the $%^& hits the fan.

Title: Free Meal...

 

Great! Except twinkies don't have expiry dates.

 

Actually, yes, they do, and the shelf life isn't as long as many other cakes, surprisingly. *Works around cakes and chips* It gets very easy to notice a Twinkie getting around that time; the yellow layering of cake on the outside starts to stick to the package in a greasy mixture, more so, and the filling sometimes even begins to ooze out without much force.

A-a-a-a-a-a-anyways, as far as these comics go. Yeah, they're pretty amusing. Well-drawn. I like the Capitalist as well.

 

Really? Well, I assumed they didn't because of the numerous jokes about it in The Simpsons, Futurama, and Family Guy. I'll check for myself and know for sure soon.

 

Yeah, those rumors are about as exaggerated as that one guy from Nantucket. Really, an out-of-date Twinkie is NOT a pretty sight. *shudders* I've seen way too many of those in my time. I've seen cleaner auto-wrecks.