Japanese Learning Chinese in 5 Minutes (Joke)

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

• That’s not right -
  Sum Ting Wong
  
• Are you harbouring a fugitive? -
  Hu Yu Hai Ding
  
• See me ASAP -
  Kum Hia
  
• Stupid Man -
  Dum Gai
  
• Small Horse -
  Tai Ni Po Ni
  
• Did you go to the beach -
  Wai Yu So Tan
  
• I bumped the coffee table -
  Ai Bang Mai Ni
  
• I think you need a face lift -
  Chin Tu Fat
  
• It’s very dark in here -
  Wao So Dim
  
• I thought you were on a diet -
  Wai Yu Mun Ching
  
• This is a tow away zone -
  No Pah King
  
• Our meeting is scheduled for next week -
  Wai Yu Kum Nao
  
• Staying out of sight -
  Lei Ying Lo
  
• He’s cleaning his automobile -
  Wa Shing Ka
  
• Your body odor is offensive -
  Yu Stin Ki Pu
  
• Great -
  Fa Kin Su Pah

Sounds more like Thai to me but made me laugh a little

 

hehe behold the power of being able to fix your thread titles...lol

like i said in the chat, sad...but funny*^-^* especially the last one..heh