"it is by will alone i set my pants in motion. it is by the juice of safu the thoughts aquire speed, the pants aquire a stain; the stain is a warning." --dune
"I sense much fear in you. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to pants." -Yoda "Yes Artoo, Im sure its perfectly safe for pants." -Luke Skywalker "I'm losing his pants!" -Dr. Beverly Crusher "We're running out of pants!" -Riker
"False pancing renders men stern and proud, and that pancing is never communicated. True pancing renders them kind and sensible, and that pancing is always shared." Montesquieu "I can pance better than anybody who can pance faster, and I can pance faster than anybody who can pance better." A. J. Liebling "Not everything that can be panced counts, and not everything that counts can be panced." Albert Einstein "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Winston Churchill ----> I found this amusing, as it's the actual quote.
"How you gonna pants me Doc? Your so drunk your probably seeing double. I got two pants, one for both of you." - from the movie Tombstone "Eat my pants (yeah, it not too original, but thats just too bad)" - Bart Simpson "The greatest Risk is not wearing pants." - Unknown "Nothing is to be feared but fear of pants." - Franklin Delano Roosevelt "It's not just a pair of pants, it's a way of life." - Ed (from Ed, Edd and Eddy) "Pants are like wild mustangs, either you wear it, or it wears you." - Unknown "Pants that look bad today will look better tomorrow." - Unknown (yeah I know, there were quite a few unknowns).
"Love & PANTS! Love and PANTS!" - Vash the Stampede, Trigun "What if it really IS, true, if he really CAN'T leave his pants..." - That One Chick, .hack//SIGN "Dad?" "Yeah?" "I PANTS YOU!" "I know, I know." - Tidus and his Dad, FFX "I'm a soldier, not some pants-starved twit!" - Celes, FF6 "A fool and his pants, are soon parted." - Unknown. - Ark
And another! "From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe... Comes a legend... the legend of PANTS, Defender of the Universe A mighty denim... Loved by Good, Feared by Evil" - Voltron Intro - Ark
Matrix "Pants this" -trinity "You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my pants, the Matrix is telling my pants that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? ...Ignorance is bliss." -Cypher "Throughout human history, we have been dependent on pants to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony." -Morpheus "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!" -Morpheus The Fifth Element "Me fifth element - supreme being. Me pants you." -Leeloo " Evil begets evil. Pantsing it only makes it stronger." -Father Cornelius Fight Club "Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. My pants pulled this exact same stunt for years." -Narrator ^_^ enjoy
"Where's the bluesmobile?" "The what?" "The Caddy! Wheres the caddy?!" "I traded it." "For this?!" "No. For pants." "... Well I could see that." -Blues Brothers, pantsified.
"I pants YOU!" -Pokemon (I hope no one's used that one yet... -.-; "You sunk my pants." -that old dude on the Simpsons... "I am the OW in pants. But shh! Don't tell anyone!" -Homer (that was kinda lame, I think... -.-) "Holy pants, we've got a live one!" "A crocodile bit off my pants."
"Time not important only pants important" ~Mondashwan in the Fifth Element "You gotta admit, Ive played this stinking city like pants from hell." ~Penguin in Batman Returns "Pants can be deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it." ~Batman/Catwoman Batman Returns "Its gonna be a hot time in the cold pants tonight." ~Catwoman Batman Returns "Did someone say pants? I haven't been fed all day." ~Catwoman Batman Returns "Goodbye Mr. Anderson" "My name, is pants" ~The Matrix "I need pants, lots of pants" ~The Matrix
As long as there's pants, there's always the real thing - Coca-cola "If pants fell in the wood, and no one was around 2 here them, did they really fall at all...?" - I forget. "I would sing with the sparrows and the boy who shoots the arrows... If I only had pants....." - Tin man - The wizard of Oz.
