Recreation LOL, Marriage !!

-Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

-At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

-After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice. "

-A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

-The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

-When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

-Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

-Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

-A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

-Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married." "Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"

-The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When
my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck."
"And you think we are evil :anger: !
Look at the poor woman !!"

-Bob was in his usual place in the morning - sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife Marlene with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." Marlene replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

~ I hope you guys had a good laugh ..
~ Zanni Channi .. :catgirl:

 

:bleed: EEP..!!

Sorry MO .. :sweat2: ..

You shouldnt listen to me though .. NEVER EVER listen to Zanza !!
Marriage is cool and all that .. !!
Isnt that right guys .. ?



GUYS .. :sweat: ??

 

heheh good ones..

dunno...not really to sure on the whole marrage thing...i mean, not really scared(if by that you mean the inlaws...then yes...lol) but after dating my bf for 3 years(this august) i think the only thing that would change would be location and well..attempting to share the same bed...we both flail about randomly...hehe lol