Current Affairs Man dates girl on internet for 6 months and she's his mother

MARSEILLE, France - Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach - and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would"..

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it - and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street - and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole - who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb - while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times".

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls".

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic".

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her".

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams".

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul - Nicole's husband of 27 years - wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

 

L-O-freaking-L!
Ahhh, intarweb, how much do you entertain us.. =D

 

Haha!

That guy beat the internet.

 

I cant believe that really happened...just...WOW :bleed:

 

What a sad story, but I can't stop smiling

 

well thats gotta say something about internet dating right there XD! i almost dont believe it haha but itd be interesting to know just how many times something similar to that has actually happened...whether it be a relative or some geek they know at school...

HAH!

 

hm my comment is somewhere along the lines of ironic internet and gross xD
Seriously though, funny!

 

That was fricken funny. ROFL. That's something you don't see everyday. Me, personally, would be living on a different continent by now. The headlines probably said

"When online dating goes terribly wrong!"

 

Well you can't fault the guy for trying. It's really his Ma's fault for not sending him a real picture of her. I'm surprised the husband didn't divorce his wife after he realized she was cheating on her.

Well here's the French!

[Guzzles half a bottle of wine]

~W

 

So wait was the mom cheating on the dad?
If i was tha dad i would keep her off the internet forever. and the dad is 27 wow. and shes like 40?

 

Oh man, that guy got totally owned. Wow. This is why I only talk to my friends and family on AIM. Man, I say it's the mom's fault. The husband should ban her from the internet forever.

 

Where did you get that? She's 52 and married to her husband for 27 years.

And yeah, when I showed this to Kagome's Arrow, she got really paranoid for a few minutes before she remembered her dad is computer illiterate.

 

You're all my father.

Cloud is my father. Bakamattsu is my father. Zanza is my father. Shijin is my father. Boards.JP.... IS MY FATHER! The only one who isn't my father is me!

You're all sick and wrong, sick and wrong, sick and wrong, sick and wrong.....

 

* Paul - Nicole's husband of 27 years*
Might of Interpreted it wrong but thats wher ei got it

 

This is just another reason why people shouldn't date online.

How can I be your father when you're a month older than me?

 

Nothing to do but to laugh. Seriously, I would have so ripped on this guy. The psycological trauma this poor boy must be suffering.

-Seishin

 

Then I'm your father. Don't you see? We're all each other's fathers!!

I especially love this quote: "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

Now I can understand saying that (sans the grateful part), if, say, you walk in on your mom bending over to pick up a bar of soap in the shower. But here, it's just kind of......

 

Ah, perhaps we could picture ourself the "horny Mom" comics from Sexylosers.com ..

 

dude...thats just...paranoid u would instantly land in JAIL ! HAHAAH!