Humour Mario is a Communist.

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  1. Warsaw Pact

    Warsaw Pact New Member

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  2. Peachy

    Peachy ☆liberal HMod☮

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    Yeah! Super Mario is a communist!! :D :D *Waves two flags*!!

    GO WARSAW PACT!!
     
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  3. Seishin

    Seishin Guest

    Nice reaserch, I wonder how long that took them? :p
    I think i always knew from the start, but this bit convinced me. Who's next?! I'm hoping for Sonic the Hedgehog :D

    -Seishin
     
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  4. Warsaw Pact

    Warsaw Pact New Member

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    Sonic is blue so he's a capitalist pig. :p
     
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  5. Hacker

    Hacker ~Richie Rich~

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    lol, that's funny!
    i knew he was a commie.
     
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  6. Reisti Skalchaste

    Reisti Skalchaste New Member

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    A capitalist hedgepig, eh? :p

    But Sonic could beat Mario any day of the week. He's way more bad***, he's got MORE than one TV series focused on him, he's faster, stronger, and he fights an OPPRESSIVE ruler.

    Congrats, you've just helped prove the superiority of capitalism. :D
     
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  7. Zealot

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    I don't know about Mario beating Sonic,
    granted they both beat up the bad guys by jumping on their heads but Sonic has spikes on his body and I think the sharp blades and deadly speed would get the best of Mario.

    Concerning Mario being a communist I believe that may have been a true ploy in the original game but nowadays I can't see any of the same symbols in the new games. Either way though, I copied the site link and mailed it to my parents and brother. They'll probably get a kick out of it.
     
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  8. Peachy

    Peachy ☆liberal HMod☮

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    Ok then think about it..okay Sonic had got spikes and hes like super fast..but Mario is a human! Human! We are smarter than hedgehogs. I mean he could run around all day and and try to spike Mario...but I mean since he actually is smart he'd come up with a plan to defeat Sonic.. like you know put a line down waiting for him,wrap him up, and blow his head off..so I disagree with all ya'll! :D
     
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  9. Warsaw Pact

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    That and plus Mario is the people's hero.
     
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  10. Yasuko

    Yasuko I beg your pudding?

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    Well, that was a lot of resaerch for nothing.

    Still amusing though! Mario's pixelized body sure does look a lot like Stalin... (hum.)
     
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  11. Hiro

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    well in the most recent Sonic cartoon series... sonic is really smart and is really sneaky... and Mario is a big fat stupid Italian...TRUST ME I KNOW I'm Italian myself....lol
     
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  12. Hacker

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    Mario should win cause he looks so cute in that racoon outfit.

    but Sonic has red shoes.........does that count?
     
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  13. Hiro

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    lol
    only if Mario is a bull and tends to want to rush at anything red...lol :anime:
     
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  14. Kaiyon

    Kaiyon Grim Reaper

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    Hmmm.......Mario.....communist.....Stalin? Oh my. Who would have thought that someone like Mario is a Communist. Not me...I didnt.
    Rather interesting, and a bit funny.

    Oh, and it would be fun to have Mario turn into a bull and try to chase Sonic's red shoes. lol :p

    - Kaiyon
     
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  15. Reisti Skalchaste

    Reisti Skalchaste New Member

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    I don't think a bull would chase Sonic's shoes. And even if one did, he could easily outrun one. We are talking about the Blue Blur.

    My reasoning? Bulls are colorblind. As far as I know, it makes no difference what color they see, it's the cape flapping that draws their attention.
     
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  16. Star Princess

    Star Princess Haters are retarded.

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    That's so funny. The star flag tickled me. What will people think of next?
     
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