Movies Monty Python????

Ahhh Good Ol' Monty Python!

[A line of prisoners files past a jailer.]
Jailer: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Jailer: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner.]
Jailer: Crucifixion?
Prisoner 2: Er, no, freedom actually.
Jailer: What?
Prisoner 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Jailer: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Prisoner 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Jailer: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Prisoner 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left

Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?

. God Bless John Cleese & CO ! Those who haven't seen or heard about Monty Python should get spanked because of their idioticy.

 

Favorites? I love the bridgekeeper scene. ^_^ Oh, and ofcourse, who could ever forget the witch scene? Hah, oh, that was good.

Course, I live in Houston, and no one around here is patient, so the scene that really got on my nerves was when the king was trying to get the guards to understand that they couldn't let the prince leave. I was about ready to smash some heads in. K_K

 

Oh lord bless this thy hand grenade.
thrr black beast of aaaahhhhhhhhhh
WERE knights of the round table!
how do you know so much about swallows wel when your a king you have to know these knid of things.
she turned me into a newt .... well i got better.
i am tim the enchanter
look at the bones man look at the bones
and suddenly the artist suffered a fatil heart attack

 

i love Monty Python especially fish license and the ministry of silly walks. all the gibberish and random words have helped changed the way i act. heheheheh

:catgirl: :anime:

 

I have seen almost every episode...

I have the entire series on DVD