Recreation Music Advancments

I would of put this in the music forum, but no sub-forum seemed right and music can be considered recreation so I thought it should go here. Please move this thread if you see a better spot for it.

The world's smallest MP3 player.

(Next one is gonna seem weird)

How would you like to play music from your breasts?

I personally see no point in either. I could post comments I've seen about them if that's alright.

 

Small mp3 player - Less size and weight makes it handy for people on the go.

Musical Boobs - Your collection stays with you and isn't wiped out in an accidental drop or a rainstorm.

 

On the small mp3 player its getting kinda ridiculious with how well small there getting. Sure there more lighter and less size but doesn't that also make them more easy to lose as well?

On Musical Boobs...I can just see it now your jogging plug it in and your listening to Bethoven all from your Music boobies

 

Maybe if you're an idiot.

 

It's common to lose small things even for people who are well organized. I'm just saying that the size of these mp3 players are getting kinda ridiculous

 

Not something that people actually need. iPods are small enough and can still get lost easily. This thing is small enough for me to eat(not that I want to).

Although I can see how that would be an advantage I just don't see why someone would need it to be a literal part of them like that. But that's just me.

As for the comments, I'm gonna post those anyway.

MP3 Player:

Music Implants:

 

Someone apparently doesn't know the difference between a storage unit and a speaker system.

And say what you will about the size of ipods, but if they were "small enough" there would never be an Ipod Nano. There'd also never be USB keys, Gameboy Micro, smaller cellphones and a multitude of other things. If someone is too dumb to put a multihundred dollar device in a safe, easy to remember location, they don't deserve it anyway. On top of that, the mp3 player would be attached to your headphones. Fairly large ones, I'd wager, if you like decent sound quality.

 

Are those musical breasts safe? I mean, they say it's not good to sit in front of a computer all day (like I listen to that ), but having one inside of you? That's more than a little weird, to me.

Lots of us around here are music obsessed. Listen to lots of music. Like, thousands of songs. Why not instead of making mp3 players ludicrously small, make them hold a ludicrous amount of music? I mean, if this thing that's not even an inch cubed can hold 1 gig of music, why not make one normal size that can hold so much more instead?

 

Well they would be in the implants and we've already inserted computer chips into our arms and used them for communication between people just by squeezing their arms so....yeah I guess it would be safe.

That's what I think. Maybe when our MP3 players get close to their peak in the market they'll realize this and start giving us more storage.

 

Man, this thing reminds me of that iPod Flea spoof. XD

The regular iPods don't have enough?

No matter how much I like a song, there's no way I'm getting a little music chip inside of me. Ever. It's pretty stupid. I'm like you, I pretty much sit in front of my computer all day, I just don't care. Although I do other things...

 

You've got me pegged. XD

Yeah, I think both of them are kinda stupid, though. Miniturization can only go so far before it gets ridiculous, and I know I wouldn't be comfortable adding mechanical parts to humans. Cyborgs are something I don't want to worry about any time soon. o.o

 

You can never have enough storage.

 

LOL true... I asked some iPod owners I know if they liked the amount of storage and all of them said yes. I don't think anyone out there really listens to 1000+ songs on a single playlist. Just my opinion.

 

That seems much more practical...

I don't even have an MP3 player...

 

Nothin'? At all? Dang dude, you got some catchin' up to do...

 

Oh ho ho I think I should screencap my playlist when I get back to my apartment...

 

Hey, don't mock us people who don't have MP3 players. We got two things that make us better than you people with them. Common sense and the use of the ultimate MP3 player, our brains!

Anyway, I wouldn't really need that much storage. I can only think of about 100-200 songs that I would have. But even so I don't like how they're making them so much smaller. I have enough trouble finding my sanity.