My school: A Rant

This is a rant about things related to my school. You have been warned.

Topic #1: The design.

Whoever the hell designed the school is a complete moron. You do not make a school out of 3 octagons! It makes all of the classrooms weird and puts thin walkways for people to walk through. DON'T DO IT. It's a waste of space, ugly, and completely ineffective.

Topic #2: Club day.

I hate Club day. It's a day where everyone has the same lunch and those who are in clubs spend their lunch at their club meeting. But that's not half of it. (Lunch rant needed to understand rest of club day rant)

Topic #3: Lunch.

I'm tired of waiting in line all day for food, when by the time I get there there's not much food left. Most of the time I can only get the main dish and the side dish because everything else is gone. Make more food! I WANT TO EAT!

Club day rant continued:

On club days, it's worse. Today the lunch line went all the way to the wall instead of just about 3/5 of the way. And when I got to the place where we get food, they were out of trays. So I had to go to the other line to get a tray. And all I got for lunch was 1 hamburger. WHEN THERE'S ENOUGH FOOD LEFT FOR ME TO GET WHAT I WANT, I GET 3 HAMBURGERS, FRENCH FRIES, AND WHATEVER DESERT THEY HAVE. 1 HAMBURGER WILL NOT SUFFICE!

And now we move on to outside, where we wait after lunch. SHUT UP YOU STUPID PEOPLE. THERE ARE ABOUT 900 PEOPLE OUT THERE AND YOU'RE ALL TALKING. SHUTUP! I COULDN'T HEAR MY OWN VOICE YELLING DBZ STYLE.

STOP TALKING!

Topic #4: Spanish class.

No one likes Spanish class. Not any of the students, not any of the teachers, and not any of the school board members. But they have to have some foreign language class become some BASTARD made TOPS required for college and TOPS requires 2 years of some foreign language we're not gonna use.

The students don't like it so much, we drive the teachers crazy. We've had 4 or 5 Spanish teachers just this year. No one likes it.

End rant.

If you're wondering why I was using caps so much when I hardly ever use caps, it's because I've had more than my 1 beer an hour so that I could raise my alcohol level in my breath to take out some stress on helpless things via fire breath.