Lady Aoi: *nudges the turnip with her toe* Dude, how many fingers am I holding up? (holds up three) *Meanwhile Hanagata stalks toward Kenshin* Hanagata: *growls and waves his cute lil wand with a lavender bow on the end* In the name of the Yammy noodles I will punish you!!!
*face down on the ground, unmoving* Heh, if I had to guess, I'd say three.... but I can't see nothing right now...the pain is unimaginable...
*eyes Hanagata as he approaches* Kenshin: what'd I do to be punished anyway? I've repented from my Hitokiri ways! I'm Rurouni now!! *Kenshin dissapears and reappears 5 meters above Hanagata with sword pointing at him as he falls down on him with god like speed* Kenshin: Now let us end our spar and tend to the turnip!
*as Kenshin leaps for him, however, Hanagata blasts him with a wave of the Magic Noodle Wand (tm), thus wrapping Kenshin in shirataki* Hanagata: BWAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *strikes a weird sailor scout pose* *Lady Aoi applauds from her seat on the car* Lady Aoi: Good show, Hanagata! Now deliver the final attack!!
*Kenshin walks over to BakaMattSu wrapped in Shirataki, rips some of the shirataki off and wraps it around the turnips wounds.* Kenshin : that should last you a while, until I can get you to Megumi dono. *Once finished tending to BMS Kenshin turns to Hanagata and gives him his cold blooded Hitokiri stare*
Is Hanagata of the board a real position? Like Chairman of the board? Where are the org charts for this? InuYasha - And what would the duties of a "Hanagata of the board" be?
*Out of the well emerges a somewhat soiled InuYasha. Looking upon the chaos surrounding him,he calls down to someone in the well* InuYasha: Hey,Kagome! What the hell kinda sense of direction do you have,anyway?! This doesn't look like your time period! Kagome (inside the well): What're you asking me for? There's no way I could've known that this would connect to any other time periods! InuYasha: Well,maybe if you would quit whining and get your ass up here,you'd see! *Kagome climbs out of the well and looks around* Kagome: Where are we? This doesn't look like the Feudal Era or my time! InuYasha: Well,duh! Even Shippo-chan could've told you that! Kagome: SIT! *InuYasha is promptly slammed into the ground at the bottom of the well by the force of the magical rosary he wears (not by choice) around his neck. Moments later,he and Kagome have extricated themselves from the well and are now looking upon the scene before them.*
*And Hanagata glares back at him, his left eyebrow twitching angrilly* And now for my final attack. *snaps his fingers and immediately his five henchmen appear* TAKE HIM!!!!!!! *the poor guys run for Kenshin* ~ Lady Aoi: my we forgot about this topic, huh?
Hmm, let's see... the (un?) official duties of "Hanagata of the Board" include, but are not limited to, the following: 1) Wearing weird clothes especially clothing with purple bows. 2) Screaming a lot. 3) Cackling when one laughs. 4) Chasing anything that remotely looks like Otaru-kun (not MamiyaOtaru) and glomping it. 5) Spending Money. 6) Encouraging people to join SFPCAHM (at http://www.geocities.com/singular_rose/sfpcahm.html in order to keep Hanagata happy and unabused. 7) Goofing around and getting into trouble. 8) Writing bad songs and singing them. 9) Being cute. 10) Being Hana-ish. I hope that helped ~ Lady Aoi: I'm bluueee, da ba de... [This message has been edited by Lady Aoi (edited 12-02-2001).] [This message has been edited by Lady Aoi (edited 12-02-2001).]
That URL should be: http://www.geocities.com/singular_rose/sfpcahm.html It won't let me change it for some reason ><.
*As the men run after Kenshin, The Rurouni runs ahead of them knowing that each one runs at a different pace. After running 100 meters Kenshin turns around and attacks each of his pursuers one at a time. Now back to where he started he gives another evil stare at Hanako. * Kenshin : What kind of warrior are you that you can just leave a turnip in pain on the ground like that? There is no excuse, except that I have read your attacks and I know that you are distressed over something... *Kenshin zooms back torwards Hanagata and begins continues the fight, being sure not to knock out his frightened foe*
This would be something like what you did for "Love Thy Neighbor",eh? InuYasha - Or perhaps like Hanagata's "Iyokan"...
*As Kenshin chases down Hanagata,the two newcomers try to glean some information from the locals.* Kagome (to Hanagata): Ano...Excuse me... *Hanagata speeds past without answering* Inuyasha (to Kenshin as he passes by): Hey! We need some information here! *Kenshin ignores Inuyasha in his pursuit of one Onnagata* Inuyasha (yelling,his head taking up half of the screen): HEY! KNOCK IT OFF! *The fight continues unabated* Inuyasha: Che! This is annoying! There's only one way to get their attention! Zankontessou!! *Inuyasha leaps into the fray,unleashing his "Zankontessou" attack in an effort to knock some sense into the other combatants* Kagome (large sweatdrop,embarrased expression on her face): Umm...isn't there a less violent way of getting their attention?
Kenshin : OroOoOoOoooOOoOoo @_@x I didn't think you would attack me while I was off guard like that!! *The Rurouni turns to Inuyasha and Kagome wondering what's up, being sure to defend his backside from the dude dressed up like he came from a feminine play*
*Reving an old thread...* LIME: (has been watching the whole scene unfold, ignoring the giant bobbing Penguinsteiffs up and down the street, the floating demon, and the cross-scarred swordsman) Ne, ne? What's going on, Hana-Chan, and why are you dressed in a girl's high-school uniform? * * * * * CHERRY and BLOODBERRY *glomp* OTARU as he comes in the door, each one fighting against the other for supremacy. CHERRY: Otaru-Sama, you're finally back! A lot of weird things are happening outside... BLOODBERRY: Yeah, and there was this scary turnip thing has something to do with it, I think... It was spurting nonsense about Hanako, so we taught it a lesson and threw it with the trash at the road... * * * * * BAKAMATTSU: (On the ground, wrapped in Shirataki like a main dish...) I'd say things are off to a good start here, but that'd be an outright lie...
*Unfortunately,in his haste,Hanagata runs over Inuyasha and Kagome,sending them into a dizzying spin.* Inuyasha (recovering from being dizzied): Hey! Watch where you're going! *Draws Tessaiga* Kagome: Inuyasha! Don't! I don't think they have any ill intent!
*then suddenly, eating a Pixie-Stix, the newbie Sachiko walked by the scene* Sachiko (ME ): WHOA HOA, I'm finally at Japoness! Can't wait to talk to all the famous people there! Ah...now what's with the noise there? *seeing Hanagata and Inuyasha argueing* Sachiko: WAIIIIII!!!! YOU MUST BE THE FAMOUS HANAGATA MITSURUGI ^_^ And you two must be the two so very cool Shikon Jewel holders! This is so cool ^________^ Hanako, um, may I call you that? Where is Otaru and the three famous marionettes? Hanagata: WHAT?! ANOTHER WEIRDO APPEAR? And my name's HANAGATA MITSURUGI! Sachiko: *evil look* Hey, I'm not a weirdo, HANAKO! Hanagata: Why you little nincompoop! Sachiko: *crosses her arm* So this is how you address a new girl in city, eh? But hello anyways ^_^ I'm Sachiko. Inuyasha: ..uh..hello? Have you forgotten about us? NOTE: Ok, since I'm new to this, I might be doing this wrong. ^^; Besides, I didn't read through this whole thread. I'm assuming that you could just add whatever you want to the scene, so.. if this ruined anything, you could delete this post ^-^;
