Recreation Poor little teapot...

My dad was really busy today. He had to run errands, returns, and chores that the 3v1l 0n3 gave him. In the midst of this, he sets the tea water up.

Shortly after that, the 3v1l 0n3 calls home and tells him to pick me up from work, for the work hath been completed.

He gets me, we go to Home Depot and Borders and have a grand time for an hour and a half.

Then we get home.

Upon approaching the door, I not the acrid fumes of burning plasitc.

"Dad, do you smell th-"

He opens the door, and the fumes and plumes of smoke fill the house. We go apesh** looking for the source, until I note a peculiar object resting on a lit burner of the stove.

"You friggin idiot! You left the stove on!"

"Oh, so I did. Sorry, son...OH ****! THE TEAPOT!"

Not a "Thank god its nothing serious," nor anything of the sort. Oh ****, the teapot. Amazing. Now, I'm afraid to leave him alone. He scares me sometimes.

 

poor little teapot!!!

you seem to hav a very interesting family..... yeah

 

how funny, sounds messed up, but still funny

 

Ah, Zanz ^^ We all fibne over her, except the teapot. THanks tho ^^ -snuggles Zanz-

 

Just be carefull if he decides to microwave a potatoe.... as one of my stoned friends found out that microwave one for 3 hours... it tends to explode.

 

jebus look at what im marrying into ..

damn that is scary..**** happens though ..
glad everything..well just bout everthing is good
would have been a hell of a call hmm damn a good teapot gone

 

For God's sake man! You have doomed us all! Because of your carelessness the teapot is now a smoldering pile of nothing! You will pay for your crimes against society!

-Beastie-