Humour Programming humour!

Some rather...lame and yet horribly funny programming related humour!

Interviewer: "Is studying computer science the best way to prepare to be a programmer?"

Bill Gates: "No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to
the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished
out listings of their operating system."


"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup


"Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science."


And this last one, is just so true:

"If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer."


- Teddz

 

Ah ha ha, I liked the last one. I never knew that Bill Gates was a trash picker. Ok, here's one:

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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._.;;;;

Okay maybe that was a little lame... :sweat:

 

Really nice jokes, Teddz! Never seen those before, so it's always up for a good laugh, but I guess you have to understand at least a bit of copmuters to know.

But, there's only one way to learn something, have someone pull a gun on you and make you learn!

-Seishin

 

Heh I remember this one from the es.comp.os.linux. Some guy gets hired by the devil to fix their computer systems. The guy was an über-geek, and tells the devil EVERYTHING they need to get their system up and running. The devil was amazed, but then began crying bitterly.

"Hey, what's wrong?"
"I can't use Linux!"
"why?" asks the geek. To which the devil replies:
"I made a pact with Bill Gates!"

 

lol teddz i like the last one its funny as are the other ones