Video Games Progress Quest

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  1. DrunkLeprachaun

    DrunkLeprachaun Tetsu Oushi

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    Well. Do you like RPGs? If you do, and you really have nothing better to do, then there's at least a small chance that you'll like Progress Quest. It's an RPG, except without all that tedious 'interaction'. The game literaly plays itself. Literaly. Right now, I'm a level 2 Double Wookie Bastard Lunatic, who's Placating the violent fungis as I type. Progress Quesy is teh win. Give it a try, it's only a 300 kb download.
     
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  2. Kenshin

    Kenshin Commander *nix

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    I didnt see this thread earlier...
    I have to say this game is awesome, everybody should check it out... it's a lot of fun :)
     
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  3. MamiyaOtaru

    MamiyaOtaru President Bushman

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    I can honestly say, they either stole my idea, or I had it too late :D I noticed that progress bars are strangely addicting.. I keep finding myself staring at them. UK and I hypothesized that this addictive quality was the secret to the success of Diablo. Diablo is namely about watching your experience progress bar tick ever upwards. We thought a game based on prorgess bars would be a hit.. but here one is. Crap.

    And yet cool, cause now I don't have to go to the trouble of making it :) Can just download and stare.. ahhh
     
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  4. BakaMattSu

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    Hehe, why settle for anything else...? My Bastard Lunatic Panda Man is going strong...Who needs Diablo when I can level up without clicking? :p
     
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  5. Kairo

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    Downloaded that a couple of days ago. When you think about..it is just Diablo without all the mouse clicking ;)

    I deleted it before it took a hold on me..
     
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  6. DrunkLeprachaun

    DrunkLeprachaun Tetsu Oushi

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    Ya, it's teh win. My Bastard Wookie is now level 32 and armed with a dancing stabbity peen-arm. Ph33r.
     
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  7. Bloodberry

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    on behalf of my bf and myself, i damn you lepper lol and well, otaru for getting me to actually dl this...lol was hoked in 5 seconds of it starting....wierd...lol
     
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  8. Project191

    Project191 Black Wind

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    after unzip it i go to single player or multiplayer mode after chooseing one of this something like install or download there is character sheet , speel book,invetory, equpmeint and others what is this.:confused:

    and what i do:D
     
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  9. BakaMattSu

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    You do nothing! That's the beauty of the game, Rashid! Sit back, relax, get a drink or something, and watch your character execute his enemies, complete his quests, and gain experience and equipment... :p

    (Just to make it a little clearer to you - the entire thing is pretty much a big joke, made to poke fun at the recent, pointless bash n' cash Roleplaying games, like Diablo)

    The nice thing about ProgressQuest is that it can run in the background. I'll check back in a few hours to see how I'm doing... ;)
     
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  10. MamiyaOtaru

    MamiyaOtaru President Bushman

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    /me is now a level 47 Low Elf Runeloremaster with a +36 steely polished spontoon. My highest level spell is level 45 Slime Finger, though my 'specialyt' is something else. what fun.. curse those periodic reboots :)

    And 'cause it's my class, here is my name in runes :D
     

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  11. Bloodberry

    Bloodberry Bloody Berry
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    hehe a total mockery all the way..
    i think i really just like some of the names main;ly...well, that's all there is too like, but hey, whatever.*^-^*
    the extreminate the eagle scouts had to be the best...that or the girl scouts one*^-^*
     
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  12. Kuroi Kenshin

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    I just started not playing this today and I have to say it's pretty damn cool. My Demicanadian - Fighter/Organist is currently at level seven.

    Though the Kobold penis and Apes arse items caused a few raised eyebrows around my living room.
     
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  13. Bloodberry

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    heheh you haven't gottne the porn elemental lube then heheheh
     
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  14. MamiyaOtaru

    MamiyaOtaru President Bushman

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    I kinda feel like Happosai running around collecting Succubus Bras.

    Level 50.. whee! I feel so much better for having done.. nothing
     
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  15. UrashimaKeitaro

    UrashimaKeitaro Sesquipedalian Mod

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    I got into this one about the same time as MO, so naturally, Blarghead the Demicanadian Mu Fu Monk is just about 51st level now. This game is the top of cool.
    Well... the obvious exception of a few things... but when your quest is to seek the Grandiose Bijou, or 'Fetch me an IOU' I can't help but smile. A rare and valueable thing recently.

    -UK
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    Removed from Wisdom, does not folly become it's own contrast?
     
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