Eirtaku Questions to confuse the masses

First off the bat, hers two questions to everyone at eirtaku and any idle passersby.
No.1
Lady Une, Duo, Treize, Quatre, and Quinze
Why the strange pattern in their names?

No.2
Crellin; human or super-ninja-munchkin, you decide.
Honestly, hes older than Goku, hasnt grown a day, his head is simply ginormous, and, well, hes really really small. Whats the deal little man? Havnt you been taking your vitamins?

Remember, Id like good answers, bad ones, stupid ones, funny ones or all at once( but dont ever ever say bald men are more virile or that size doesnt matter, please)

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And have you noticed Crellin has no nose? What's the deal with that? I'm sure it was explained in Dragonball, but I don't remember it. Any explanation?

 

Gundam Wing: I think they were trying to distance themselves from the UC Gundam stuff when they named the GW characters.
Different universe, different names.

DBZ: The explanation is that its a childrens cartoon show.



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Its a childrens cartoon ? Well thats no excuse. For some strange reason, they deigned to give the other characters facial features of the average human being ( with giant eyes or the occaisonal extra eye or antenna ) but not to Crellin. I know the poor guys been really overshadowed by his buddy Goku, but thats no reason to deprive the little guy of his breathing appuratus and the ability to grow another couple of feet.

I connection with Gundam, Une Duo Treize Quatre Quinze are all Pseudo-French numbers.....Why ?

 

Ummmmm i think they where trying to make alink between them......i.e Quatre is from L4 and Duo is from L2 .....so on and so forth, or they could have just ran out of funny names......

Un like DBZ The names in that are halarious...... all of Vegittas family is named after underwear ...... e.g. Bulma= knickers...... or most of the son family are named after food.




as for crillin .........the munchkin issue does seem pretty plauseable
but he could be an under water species, it would explan the no nose cause he has gills instead

 

Alright, I can accept that they ran out of funny names ( but dont let that stop anyone sending in anymore replies, really ). L2 & L4?
Id forgotten about that. Quatre must have really hated his father. Imagine being named after the number 4: -->:">
And im pretty sure that Duo wasnt his real name, so thats OK

Crellins from an underwatwer species ? Hmmm , that'd explain why his goggly eyes are so different from everyone elses (wheres the colour ) His head must be an amorphous blob to resist water pressure. Anyone else with mermaid Crellin theories, dont hesitate to speak

Shelley, Shelley, Im sure we've met.

Two more questions then, one inspired by Shelley.
1. Why are vegittas/vegchieta's kids named after underwear? Bra, Trunks, is the next one going to be Thong ?
2. In Tenchi, why the hell does Mihoshi have a rabbits tail? If she doesnt, then whats hanging off her ass nearly all the time?

 

Met......... ummmmmmm i'm not sure.....
**looks around in fear** @#%$ they've found me!!!!!! gota run, gota hide.....

....... Well I think i've read somewhere that Duo's real name is Gaston (Sp?)

Poor poor boy!
But you have to think alot of these are sudonoms.
Heero Yui = Odin Lowe
Duo Maxwell = Gaston ???
Trowa Barton = Triton Bloom
Col. Une =lady Godiva.........oh wait no its lady Une

as for Quatres he had 29 other sisters they named him the first thing they could think of! theres a kawaii fic where quatre is a kid and calls himself kit cause he can't pronounce his name.


<- Crillin I am semi heartedly and maybe convinced that Crillin is a merman!!!! It explans his relationship with the turtle!!!!




#1 you never can tell!!! but their aint no more kids.
#2 She's trying out to be a Playboy Bunny.

Shelly

 

Reply to original post by Andor on 10/24/01 7:36:08 pm

Vegetta's next kid is called Briefs. The children are: Bra, Briefs and Trunks (not neccessarily born in that order).

And isn't the bunny tail part of Mihoshi's space police uniform? Or am I wrong?

 

no no no i could've sworn that Briefs is their second name ?????
Ahhh i'm all confuzzled ..........
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So my goal of confusing the great unwashed crowds is coming to fruition, or at least spiciness.

So lets recap here;
1. Is Crellin a mini-me merman or supersmall superhero ( or even the bastard merman child of King Kai?!? )
2. Whats the big idea, namingVegcheita's family after various items of underwear ? And what does he think of this ?
3. Why the numeric naming of the the Gundam Guys and Gals ? Is it pseudonyms to provide clarity, or piteous names to provoke charity?
4. What in Gods name is a bunny tail doing hanging off Mihoshi's ass ? Does Kaionei have one ? Has she done a Playmate centrefold ? ( and if so, where can I buy one ? )
5. Do real women see Tenchi as having any qualities which could possibly be found attractive? (OK, he has superpowers, but beyond that...) Or is he just a guy with a blobby head who walks around smiling and never being attracted to any girls?
6. Bear in mind I just saw this for the first time......Oh my God, he married the Android?!? And weirder, how did she give birth to a child?!?

So we've fairly settled on the fact that Crellin is a Merman who breathes through gillslits in his armpits, and that Gundam was altered to confuse people, have we ? So I wont bring up the sixth Gundam pilot, Lucian, who piloted Gundam SiegeKraft. He was cut from the final edition, on the basis that he was too ugly to pilot a Gundam, but too intelligent to work for OZ.

In the future, all ugly people are fired into the farthest reaches of outer spaces. It assumed they have created an Ugly Colony, but noone could be bothered to check, when they could be looking at a Gundam pilots hair instead