Humour Red neck jokes

I think Jeff Foxworthy is a good comedian. He brought us the all to good Red Neck jokes. So what are some you have heard or made up?
Limit of three please.

You might be a red neck if....

You think Taco Bell is the name of a Mexican Phone Company.

You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in the Bronx.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

 

funny jokes :anime: i live in mississippi so im surrounded by redneck my family all live in mississippi and southern states but where not very red neck most people are.anyway heres one my friend told me here it goes.

how do you castrate a red neck?

kick his siter in the chin. :anime:

ha ha kind of sick but funny