Remember the favorite holiday thread?

Remember what I said about me getting angry near Christmas time in the favorite holiday thread?

I suddenly remember why.

You see, my name fits me better than most people would think. When something is exposed to heat, fire or otherwise, it dries up and then might catch on fire. When my body is exposed to my fiery personality, my skin dries up. My skin is abnormally dry and it's not one of those things where you can slap lotion on it and be done with it, it'll stay like that no matter how much I put lotion on it. So I gave up on it because I also don't like the feel of lotion on my skin.

When it gets cold, it doesn't rain, therefore making the air drier than in the summer. The skin on my right hand gets so dry that it begins to crack. I have three open wounds on my first knuckle, one being the size of the other two put together, two open wounds on my second knuckle with one more wound that's healed pretty well, and two open wounds on my fourth knuckle with two more that have already healed.

Due to this, I can't make a fist with my right hand. Lucky for me, I use my feet as my main weapon in those fights I get into oh-so-often. My left hand is also unaffected for some strange reason.

(At this point EB just saw a certain commerical) Oh yeah, those stupid Christmahana-whatever commercials get on my nerves, too.

 

What the hell are you talking about?!

What did the doctor tell you about your skin? I'm sure he must have prescribed SOMETHING, ya?

~W

 

They all say put on lotion.

They have no idea what the hell they're talking about. :/