Recreation Seven word story

which turned monkey into a tree...

 

with the tree turner gun they then

 

turned Boards. Japan Into a Boards. Trees

 

Which was in turn burned to bits.

 

Elsewhere a giant supercalifragalisticexpealadocious godzilla rose up

~W

 

And was nuked by the antidisestablishmentarianism government

 

who later started to rule the world

 

but stopped half way because they decided

 

to eat icecream and pink yellow monkeys

 

who wear dresssed quite nicely, in retrospect

 

in bright pink catsuits, with pictures of

 

Paul McCartney pasted to their fragile bodies.

 

A sad site it was when they

 

opened a portal to Cthulu's vacation resort

 

Once there they ate raw rats and

 

drank lizard spit when they realized that

 

someone had put arsenic in their food

PS: Samurai Me, your sig is too large.

 

and all died, leading to a catastrophe!

 

Which Meant the gangsters where going to

 

take the Jousters to a parade of