Humour Shinryu's week of weak jokes

Comments allowed. I'll post one stupid joke a day for the next week. I'm curious to see what you all think of my bad humour.

To start, we'll use one I found on one of Cloud's other forums.

 

oh god BMS please lock the thread down my heart hurts just from the first post

 

What? Is it really that bad? Anyway, you don't have to read them, right? It's not like I'm forcing you to.

Besides, the whole point of this is for my *bad* jokes. Jokes that are just horribly unfunny.

Also, it's my forum. I could still post if it were locked.

 

Can we have a mass rally to remove Shinryu as mod of this forum if this abomination of a thread continues?

 

Hello all, i'm new to boards.jp, but i'm a regular on boards.ie and thats down again this morning why can't they fix it ? i get the feeling it will be out for the long bank holiday weekend Nooooooooo. !

Anyway seeming yer posting bad jokes,

Why did the chicken cross the road ?





The suspense is killing isn't it ?





Answer: To get to the other side.


Its so stupid its actually funny.

Regards netwhizkid

p.s this is first post no. 1 i'm up to 190 on boards.ie so i've a long way to go here, and one guy over there is nearly up to 13,000 posts. I wont be long catching up when adsl finally arrives where i live sometime around 2013 oh the wait goes on and on.

Regards netwhizkid

 

Spoilsports. Ruin my fun just becuase of one bad joke.... *grumbles on and on* :anger2: