Recreation some words of wisdom, etc.

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heh. There's only a few, but I was highly amused by a number of them. I'd have to say the one I live by is :

"Life is too short to be sane or sensible. Weird people rule and normal people suck."

*grins*

 

"Whatever"
no seriously this is a quote that I like: "Life is too short to mourn over your mistakes in the past"

 

I've always been fond of "True perfection lies in imperfection."

 

That reminds me of the quote from the movie/story Bicentennial Man: "The secret to success is imperfection--that's what makes us all unique."

From that site, I like "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things." That's so nuts!

 

Those are awsome! It says the obvious, that none of us ever notice.

Here is one of my own:

To expect the unexpected, it would be expected.

 

Now these are a set of rules to live by.

Props on finding these, k0ge.

 

this is mean... but i couldnt help but laugh out loud when i read it
my pick:

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.

*rolls on floor laughing*

 

" The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

How true * starts to ponder life mysteries *

good work kOge

 

all so true, Here's two
1) Artificial intelligance is no match for natural stupidity
2) Why put off until tomorow what you can avoid entirely
OK on more I'm on a roll
3) A clear conscience is a sign of bad memory

 

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If you slam the window of opportunity closed hard enough, it will stay open forever.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Okay, that's all I can think of right now.

 

Never pee into the wind.
When life hands you lemons throw it back at them.
When the vans a rocking don't come a knocking.
Life is a ***** and then you marry one.
Never swear to anything unless it is another person.
All ways help a stranger you never know when you will get paid for it.
Face it love bites.
Before you fall in love at first sight really open your eyes.
Two wrongs make a hell of a good time.
We are all born to die.
Take a chance and run into a window. (I did that once rather fun and funny.)
Never look before you leap. You could break a leg and get out of something you don't want to do.

Some I heard and some I made up. The window one was all mine baby.

 

"If there's a fork in the road, take it."
"...what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing."
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yogi Beara and Monty Python, truly the greatest philosophers of all time.

 

rule #1: dont believe a girl when she says she wants to hear the truth and wont be mad after she does



thats straight out of my AIM profile, i live by this rule....