Creative Writing Something Funny 'bout my friends...Fluff in a Bottle

It used to be The Bottle but me and my friend decided that sucked. Oh yeah, out of all the people in there only me and two other's know i'm writing this. Hope nobody I know surf's this forum. N e way'z tell me what ya think. It's gonna get real evil.

Fluff in a Bottle


It was late December and we were all at Travis' house for a Christmas/Welcome back party for one of our friends, Chavis. It wasn't a big deal just the usual people. The guest list consisted of my two best friends, Joyce and Tanisha, and my other 'friends', Chavis, Vanderbilt, Brandon, C.J, Aaron, Jace, Guido, Cherie, Matthew, Renee, Rachel, Brittany, and Billy. Well actually the last three people mentioned wouldn't normally be there, they just came along. Well, I had to beg Travis to let Brittany come. For some reason it felt like it wasn't gonna be party without her.
Everyone was either happy or glad. But ,in my opinion, Tanisha was just down right perky. She was making me sick, she was squeaking way too much for her own good. I think she was making me deaf. I was about to kill her if she wasn't gonna shut-up on her own.

"Yay, he's finally back, I thought he would never come back" She whispered in my ear.
"God damn it, shut-up" I snapped back.
"Hey!"
"Sorry, gosh darn it" I said sarcastically.
"Better!"
"not" I muttered under my breath. She was to busy spacing out to hear me.

Just then a brilliant idea struck me. I went over to my backpack and grabbed out a waterbottle. Good thing we came straight from school, we all still had our bags. Then I found something I almost forgot about. I took a deep breath and marched over to C.J.. I took the note cleary marked with his name and waved it in front of his face. He grabbed it, I said it was from Joyce, and I quickly turned around and almost sprinted back to Tanisha.
From my spot I could see C.J. unfold the small rectangle and start to read it, Aaron reading it also from over his shoulder. God, you would think they were a couple. Anyway back to the subject of the note. Joyce would frequently write notes to him and I, by default, became her Hermes. Of course the conditions of my services were I got to read every note.
This particular one made me laugh so hard one had to wonder about my sanity. It read:

To C.J.,
I think you're a real nice guy even though you're mean to me sometimes. Sometimes I catch you looking at me, staring at me, and even smiling at me. Do you like me?

Love Yours,
Joyce S.

P.S. Write Back soon.


In my opinion he was probably the biggest jerk out of all the people at that party. He found some kind of sick amusement out of tripping people and making fun of them because the people they like. Everybody already knew he liked Joyce and thought they made a good couple. But, being the stubborn jackass he is, he denied it with every bone in his body. Sometimes you would find him and Aaron hugging and you couldn't help but think they were gay, no offense intended to anyone though.
After watching C.J. read and reread the note, then carelessly throw it away-after a small smirk- I continued with my plan. I gathered all the girls and we went to the other side of the room, opposite the boys and told them:

"Okay, who wants to play a game?"
"What kind of game?" Tanisha asked, not trusting me at all
"A fun one"
"Define fun" Rachel asked, she didn't trust me either. Not as far as she could throw me, and that wasn't very far.
"I define it as taking chances"
"Quit that, what's the game" Tanisha spoke again.
"Let's play spin the bottle"
"NO!" Brittany screamed. That wasn't any good because she drew the boys attention.
"What are you guys doing?" Chavis asked, a little gruffness in his voice. Him and 'some' of the other boys walked over to see what the fuss was about.
"We wanna play spin the bottle" I said.
"Go ahead, we'll watch" Guido said. That was a bad idea because he got three lumps on his head. One from Joyce, Tanisha, and Me. He had gotten a little... nasty, lately.
"Sure" Chavis said. A little too evilly I might add.
"Everyone come over here" He called out. Everyone obeyed. (I know, I bet in real life no one would come but this is MY story ^_^).
"we're gonna play spin the bottle" He said
everyone let out a groan but no one protested, this party was for him after all.
We all got into a circle, the order as follows:
Me, Tanisha on my right, Joyce on my left. Cherie sat next to Joyce, Matthew next to her. Travis sat next to Matthew. Renee next to Tanisha, Rachel next to her. Brandon next to Travis, then Vanderbilt next to Brandon. Jace next to Rachel. Guido next to Jace, with Billy on the other side of him. Then the circle closed of with Aaron next to Billy, C.J. next to him-suprise suprise- then Chavis in the center of Vanderbilt and C.J.
Then I stated the rules:
" No exchanging people, you kiss the person it lands on boy or girl, If it lands between two people you gotta kiss them both, and it doesn't necessarily have to be on the lips. It can be on the cheek, but nowhere other than those two spots, no kisses on the hand or anything"
Then I started to wonder. I knew this wasn't everybody. I did a head count and then tried to remember who was missing. Then realization dawned. I stood up and shot glares all over the room yelling,
"Brittany, get your *** out here right now, you're playing too!"
"No!" I heard someone yell from nowhere.
"Now, or i'll tell bluebird!"
"No!" she screamed back.
"Then get out here and sit down!" she slowly walked out from behind the couch. Then she took a seat between Tanisha and Renee. I guess she was a little scared to sit near me.
"Shall we begin? Who wants to go first?" I asked. As expected nobody volunteered.

To be continued...too many words.

 

Here's the rest.....

"Fine then, i'll spin the bottle and whoever it lands on goes first" I said
"Why don't you just go first then?" Chavis said in all his arrogance.
"Hell, I don't wanna go first, are you nuts" I retorted.
'damn you Chavis, I hope you go first.' I thought as I spun the bottle.
We all watched the bottle as it spun, fast at first then it started to slow down. Going from me, to Joyce, then Cherie. From there onto Matthew, then Travis, Brandon, Vanderbilt, and it finally stopped. As if a miracle it landed on the one person I prayed it would...Chavis.
I let out a laugh. "Good for you, ya rude donkey" I told him. He looked like he was gonna faint, he was red as a tomato also. I looked over at Tanisha and she was a bit rosy too.
"well? spin it!" I told him. It looked like he was frozen.
"uh..." was all he could sputter out.
"come on!" I said once again, trying to get him to hurry.
"uh...I pass, Vanderbilt will take my turn" he said.
"huh? no! That's agai--"I began.
"okay" I heard Vanderbilt say. Interrupting my statement
"huh? You can't just--"
"I don't care, besides he can take his turn later.
"hmph! Fine then, spin" I demanded.
With no shame at all he spun the bottle. It was very hard to get him embarassed. He sat there, watching it. But even though he didn't look embarassed he watched the bottle rather intensely. More so than anyone else, although we all watched with great anticipation anyway.
This was a little wierd. I knew who I wanted Chavis to be paired up with, but I never thought about who Vanderbilt deserved to lay lips on. Suddenly all my thoughts came to a halt when I saw the bottle come to a halt. I never would have guessed the result would be...Brittany.
The room was silent for all of two seconds. Then laughter could be heard for miles in any direction.(okay not literally but you get the point).
"nooooo!!!!!" Brittany screamed in protest.
I stopped my laughter long enough to enforce a new rule, "okay, new rule, the person getting kissed can't do anything but sit there and take it like a man, or girl." then I continued with my fit of hysteria.
Brittany tried to protest the rule, but everybody agreed to it anyway, so she couldn't do anything about it. I guess they weren't thinking what the new rule meant when their turns came around.
"uh, so...how long do I have to kiss her for?" Vanderbilt asked. Trying to act like he wasn't annoyed.
"well...how about, you HAVE to kiss her for at LEAST 2 seconds, mississippi seconds." I thought about it then answered. When my turn came around I didn't want to kiss anybody for longer than necessary.
So with every aspect cleared up it was time for the first kiss of the game. Vanderbilt crawled over to Brittany- not like a prowling lion, more like a wimpering dog-and layed it on her. On the cheek of course, nobody at that party would ever willingly kiss Brittany on the lips. Actually I don't think anyone at school would ever willingly kiss her on the lips. Nobody at 'any' school.
"two mississippi! Okay that's it!" I announced.
"Thank God!!!!" he yelled
"wow! was it that bad?" I asked
You wouldn't usually get a reaction like that out of Vanderbilt. That was totally out of character for him. But he wasn't the only one with a bad reaction. Brittany got up and raced to the bathroom yelling, "ewww, ewww, gross, that was horrible!!!". Everyone's reaction....laughter.
We all just laughed. But one person's fun was cut short when I announced the next person to spin.
"Brandon, you're up" I said.
"what, why me?"
"well, I don't think 'King' Chavis would enjoy it if he went next, so we're going counter-clockwise"
"no!"
"You're in the circle, you're playing, you're next"
"just do it, get it over with." Vanderbilt said, wiping his mouth.
"fine!"
"Brittany we're spinning again, get out here!"
She walked out slowly. Her cheek was red from scrubbing. 'I hope that never happens again' She thought. She walked over and sat down. She pulled her leg's in and crossed her arms over them. Then she hid her face. She didn't wanna look at anybody after 'that'.
"Okay, you can spin now." I said.
He moved forward a bit so he could reach the bottle. Then he let it spin. He moved back to his spot and crossed his finger's. Looked like he was praying. Didn't help much if you looked at who the bottle landed on. Either it was pure coincidence, or she was just truly unlucky. Nobody really cared because it made for great entertainment.
"not again!!" Brittany screamed, feeling she was cursed.
"oh my god Brittany, your soo lucky." I said sarcastically before I started to laugh.
"i'm NOT doing it again!" she said.
"no way your backing off, it's the rule, you have to sit there and take it like a man."
" Vanderbilt your bad luck is contagious!" Brandon said, or more like scolded.
"or maybe your all just super lucky" I said.
"Why don't you kiss her?!" Chavis said, just to get on my nerves I think.
"jigoku ni otosu, Aho!" I replied. I said it in japanese, so he would be confused. All I said was 'go to hell, jackass!'.
Then we all heard this rude noise. It seemed like it was coming from Chavis' direction. Then the room started to mell kinda like rotten eggs. We all ran out of the circle. Chavis didn't really run. He walked toward us very slowly, all red.
"Onara buubuu shinaide yo! kuse kara na!" I told him. Another handy phrase I had learned. It translated to 'man!, don't fart, it stinks!'. I really did like japanese. Nice change from everyday english. Plus you wouldn't get in trouble if you suared at anybody.
I looked around and saw Brandon grabbing his bag and heading for the door. Pretty sneaky attempt, and I would've let him go, if he hadn't told Vanderbilt who I used to like. This was partly revenge and I wasn't gonna let him get out that easily.
"Brandon! You're GOING to kiss Brittany, don't think you're gonna escape so easy!" I yelled from across the room. I walked across,kicked him-just for the hell of it- and brought him back.
"Somebody turn on a fan" I ordered.
"Now Brittany, you get over here"
"but--"
"no but's, come here, everyone else come and sit down. Let's finish the game."
I said the last part more politely, but the first part was a demand. We all got into our previous positions and waited to watch the kiss. It was like watching auditions for the play with Brittany being the leading role and all the guys wanting the male lead. (did that make sense?)
As to be expected 'another' kiss on the cheek. If I got $100 for each of the kisses on the cheek that night i'd be rich (well I wouldn't want a stinkin' dime). Just like deja vu Brittany ran to the bathroom to wash her cheek. I was starting to feel sorry for her...not!
Now it was time for revenge. But not for anything inparticular, just overall revenge.
"Travis" It was like I sang his name.
"Your turn" I sang that part too. ^_^
I'd say everyone thought I was cra-z just about now. I think I was having a litle too much fun with this game. Well, I was allowed to, since I suggested it, but that's beside the point.
"Well, well Travis, who do you want it to land on? Tasha isn't here, poor baby" I said teasing him.
"Shut-up!" He said, like I was gonna listen.
"How's about we have it land on Brittany again, wouldn't that be fun?"
"okay, shut-up before I make you leave!" he said. Very threatening.:>
"fine, spin then, I was just trying to delay your turn, but oh well, don't need my help I guess"
He looked pretty nervous. Well, I would be too, I was hoping 'my' turn never came. I was trying to figure out a way to skip my turn. But I didn't want to stop the game at me, there were still people I wanted to see spin, like Tanisha for instance.
Travis spun the bottle, then closed his eyes and looked away. He put up less of a fight than I thought he would. Anyway, the bottle spun and spun. He really put a lot of force into it.
It didn't look like it would ever stop. But then it started to slow down after a while. By the looks of it, it looked like it was gonna land on...yes, it landed on Brittany 'again'.
"Oh my gosh, Brittany you poor thing" Rachel said, expressing,most likely, fake sympathy.
"NO, this isn't fair, somebody is setting me up, your all cheating!" She said.
'I should have never let her come' Travis thought.
"Brittany, how could we rig spin the bottle? Idiot" I told her. Because it was impossible to rig this game.
"Besides, who would want to kiss you so much they would rig the game?" I said, coming up with another reason why accusations were false. "You're just unlucky" I finished.

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I haven't worked on it in age's. My friend is mad 'cause of that.
I made it as real as possible tryin' to keep personalities intact. Turned out pretty good too. Oh and if you want me to post whatever I work on from now on just say so.

 

I'd love to read more of it. Yeah, things are starting to heat up in this story. :bleed2: I'm wondering if ANY of them are actually cool with kissing. Also, can you very briefly slip in something about who is pretty and who isn't? For some reason, I wanna see em squirm when they gotta kiss someone ugly! But you don't have to; just write it how you want.

 

I'll put in who's pretty and who's not right now. Not in the story tho'. Okay for the boy's it doesn't matter who's pretty or not. It depends on the personality. Usually they wouldn't mind kissing a friend (I think, who know's what goes on in their minds). Okay, they don't like kissing Brittany because she's weird. They call her Chubacca. And her art is weird too. Some kind of goth sort of thing. And since it's not anime they don't like it. They like mine

Anyway, thye wouldn't mind kissing Renee, she's cool. Cherie is okay. They wouldn't mind kissing me but I would mind. They'd get a beatin'. They would mind kissing Joyce, she's they're friend and all but she's not as nice as me (or as violent). But she is very aggressive. Tanisha they would mind. Rachel they would mind.

All the girl's would mind kissing all the boy's because they're crazy, but not 'cause they're ugly. C.J's cute. (Did I just say that?! ewwww) Except Tanisha wouldn't mind kissing Chavis.
All done, there you go.

Umi.