Recreation St. Patricks Day

St. Patricks Day Plan

6:30 AM – Wake up. Slam two shots of Jameson Irish Whiskey.
6:45 AM – Take shower, use Irish Spring. Brush teeth, gurgle with Irish whiskey.
6:55 AM – Pour bowl of Lucky Charms. Substitute Guinness for Milk.
7:10 AM – Put on clothes. Wear "Kiss Me, I'm An Irish Poseur" t-shirt.
7:20 AM – Get beer helmet and stock it with Guinness. Then grab two more Guinness and chug them like an Irish rock star.
7:25 AM – Find four-leaf clover in back yard.
7:26 AM – Screw it; just drink two shots of Bailey’s Irish Cream.
7:35 AM – Play U2’s JOSHUA TREE album. Dance jig.
7:45 AM – Sing dirty limericks.
7:55 AM – Drink three more shots of whiskey and punch self in the face.
8:00 AM – Pass out till tomorrow.

 

lol. i'm going to go by myseld irish spring now. and i'll listen to my celtic music all day.

 

You sound like you're gonna be very busy. Everything you do is going to be concerning Irish stuff...I thought it was very funny!!