Humour Stupid Jokes

Everyone knows them. . .those corny jokes, potty jokes, lame jokes, the ones you used to tell when you were little, or even ones you are so sick of hearing, that they arnt funny any more. Share 'em.

Its always fun to laugh at what you might have, at one point in time, thought was funny.

Here is one that is really old. . . and corny
-A blonde, a Brunett, and a Green Haired woman, walked into a bar. A man walked up to the blonde and asked "How do you get your hiar so blonde?" she replied "Its natural". He then asked the same question to the brunett and recieved the same answer. Then he aproched the green haired woman. And asked "How do you get your hair so green" she snorted, wiped her noise and pulled her hand through her hair, saying "Its natural"

 

it's strange - all the corny jokes i can think of are from my dad... :dizzy2:

ok then,
what do you call an irish man in a tin suit with bullets bouncing off him?
Rick O'Shea.

...arg...

 

Arby's currentily have a toy called the funny bone and it has the worest jokes ever. I'll put a few up once I am near it.

 

Q - What did 50 Cent say when I gave him the sweater I made him?

A - Gee,you knit?



-BC