Humour stupid quotes....

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  1. pardal

    pardal Crimson Moon

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    it's won't do any good to even make a comment about this... :D

    just see...
     
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    pardal, Apr 26, 2005
  2. toeskater91

    toeskater91 New Member

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    thoose are pretty funny
    i got up to quote number 60
    doog find good find
     
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    toeskater91, Apr 28, 2005
  3. sweetasuka

    sweetasuka Ahh Ice-Cream!

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    I never apologize.
    I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

    If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!


    I just have to say that I liked those two. And yes I only looked at the first :D
     
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    sweetasuka, Apr 28, 2005
  4. yakamashi

    yakamashi New Member

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    "i never apologize. i'm sorry, but that's the way i am. "

    ha! that took me a while to understand it... and today, this guy was getting all pissed off at this girl who sat next to me in science, (almost been an year and i STILL don't know their names...) so he started yelling at her and she cried. then a yelled to him to tell him to tell her that he was sorry, but then he was like, "dude. i don't say sorry. i'm sorry, but that's just me." lol...

    "birdie birdie in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? looks like sugar, tastes like sap, oh my gosh it's birdie crap!"

    lol... i got 'birdie crap' on my jacket today... couple days ago, i got some in my hair... and i thought that getting hit by bird crap was a lucky thing...
     
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    yakamashi, Apr 29, 2005
  5. me_dreaming_zzz

    me_dreaming_zzz ¯\(º_o)/¯

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    Ha ha, funny! I liked the 2nd one and the 4th one alot.
     
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    me_dreaming_zzz, May 1, 2005
  6. nakuru

    nakuru New Member

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    I like this in particular:

    One bright morning...
    in the middle of the night,
    two dead boys came out to fight.
    they stood back to back
    and faced eachother
    drew their swords
    and shot eachother.
    the deaf policeman heard the noise
    and came to kill
    those two dead boys.
    If u dont believe my story
    its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
     
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    nakuru, Jun 27, 2005
  7. NiGHTS

    NiGHTS New Member

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    Confucious say, door better opened by turning knob, not by running into door.
    -unknown

    Helpful Warnings: "CAUTION: Knife is very sharp. Keep out of children"

    "If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-Brooke Shields
     
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    NiGHTS, Jul 1, 2005
  8. Basher

    Basher Mad Writing Skillz

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    What do you know I have #25 as my sig. But I am sure it wasn't said like that. Sounds way better in my sig. But we all now how quotes go.
     
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    Basher, Jul 6, 2005
  9. Yasuko

    Yasuko I beg your pudding?

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    Those were downright good. If they weren't already used in this thread I would so use one for my sig.

    I liked a bunch of them, but come on:
    The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

    lol.
     
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    Yasuko, Aug 2, 2005

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