Recreation Tell when u lied

Have u ever lied are caught someone in a lie?

Well i lie all the time but not about my age and such here. I do have some morals.
Caught someone in a lie- At my work (inventory job) this guy has been bugging me. There is this guy who so lies to try and be cool. Lets see when he started work he told me he had three girl friend (big lie this guy is ugly). Then next week he had none. Then like three days or so he had a pregnant girlfriend and he said the he could be the father.
I asked him how far along is she he said eight months. Me being the ***** that i am (BTW i hate when ppl lie) asked him about it. How can this girl u just started dating be eight months pregnant? he babbled as his answer. We met and yadda yadda. Basically a bunch of Crap.
Well the story goes on he starts to say stupid ****.
He has been banned from the PBR (Plain Brown wRapper- adult porn shop). HOW in the **** do u get banned from an adult book store? -maybe always there but another lie
He so called tried appling at Veronica's Secret (womens bra shop). He said that they wouldn't allow him to apply because he was so happy. BULLSH*T. to happy thats so dumb.
Well he is just plan stupid. I'm so mean to him and he won't leave me alone. Crap i tell him to go away. He don't listen. I think he has finally moved on to bug another girl. YEAH
I had to get that off my chest.
I just hate when ppl lie get caught and try to cover it up.

 

Well i normaly fib.. cause i cant tell a flat out lie if my life depended on it.

But i once had a friend who dicided to tell a lie about me to someone else.. WHILE i was sitting at the same Table.. lets just say that ended a 3 year friendship dead in its tracks..
Went and said i trashed his house at a party.. I was the Sober one.. He was the moron with a empty keg straped to his back running around his house. and i even came back the next day to help clean it..

But according to him i trashed his house.

KaMe

 

haha you can tell if someone is lieing by the way they say it

if you say it in a everyday tone without panicking and without the lie being WAY unbelieveable i.e. "I won a million $ " or "I got hit by 7 cars and lived ". thwe its okay but this ur talking about is a jackass hes full of ****

Basher19 ur lucky to get him offa you.

I hate it when people lie to fit in i just wanna kill em

 

usually is not a lie when followed by "in my imagination" say it out in a whisper so it aint a lie and yes .... *sigh* i told the guy he smelled ok.... but he smeeled.. he says how do i look ..i says ok.. how do i smell.. i went to sniff.... and i said you smell good lol and laughed out loud :*( then i said i am sorry .. cows, horses..donkeys and sheeps **** all put together smell better than you :*(
ok ok taht was dubm lol and a lie
ermm i decided to skip out on skool (kids dont do that) and well soo hehe me and my best buddy cory went about and walked near this ditch ... turns out i fell in =/ lol so right when iwas about to walk around in my underwar..hot guys came.. soo i walk home soaked... clothes and all.. and mum says ..wtf happened to you? i said oo i got in a fight at skool with some skank.. and i got pushed in a puddle.. yeah well she calls the skool.turns out i wasnt there :O lol sucks or what.. i was teh grounded
lesson learned... dont skip and if you do, dont fall into a ditch ..and if you do .. dont lie about it .and if you do well your ****ed tbh

 

Well I had a friend who had a -horrible- habit of lying. He'd lie about the number of girls he had, he'd lie about the jobs he did, he'd like about what people said.

I don't know why but I tolerated it for quite a while. 2 years.

But recently I finally got sick.

Maybe it was because he'd manipulate people and then get angry when it'd turn around and stab him in the back. One time, he said he was showing all these people our conversation and they all said I was an idiot.

So I posted the same conversation at SB, which universally agreed that he was a moron.

"How could you do this to me?!" he cried.
"You did it to me by showing the conversation to friends."
"That was a test to see how you'd react! See if you were loyal!"

Thing is, since thats true apparently, he's subjected me to this "test" every time I disagreed with him on ANY issue.

And every time I disagree with him and get somewhere, he screams "I'm never talking to you again!" and comes talking to me a week or two later. Its disgusting.

So basically Im just gonna let him drift away.

 

I lie a lot and I can't remeber what I lie about. I remember one when my friends ask me if I like this boy I got a crush on. I lie, but a lot of you probably did the same thing. The strange thing is when I lie, I can keep a staight face and no one suspect I lie to them.

 

I think i did the same. But I used to be able to lie all the time. But now when its like an outragous lie. I cannot help but laughing. Darn it all. Lets see a lie I told. Hmmmm let me think.
Well there was this one time when i went out and told everyone i would be with a friend (he grandpa died i was going to console her) but instead ended up going to a pig roast. Well crap i got sick and tired of ppl calling her cell phone it get a hold of me.

 

I try to lie...but usually everyone can tell when I lie...so what's the point.
I use to lie to my parents all the time but when they found out I lied, I lied about the lie and that only made it worse. I found myself grounded for 5 months.
I don't lie a lot anymore...unless I don't think. I dunno, my brain hurts.

 

umm i try not to lie...mostly... i mean occassionally i will bc im human... but umm yeah... i do remember this one, i said i had read this book for school when really i hadnt even looked at it yet... then i felt really guilty when i still passed the class so i went and read *most* of the book that summer ...just so i could say truthfully that i had read it... i know its a sad story really ...so pathetic *sigh*

 

How old is he??

I usually don't lie at all because I don't care but if someone is annoying I'll get rid of them with a lie.

 

dont even get me started with the "in my imagination" thing neoB
I dont know how many times that I have used that and not goteen in trouble.

 

Nephs guy he talked about are the one i did? I think he is like 21 to like 23

Anyway he was looking at baby clothes at work. (this happened a few days ago). He said he should buy this. I looked at him and said What now you have a kid that is 12 months old (size of outfit)? He mumbled yeah i think. Ugg he lies so much and doesn't shut up. One time i had to sit by him on the way to a store and he told me his life story. Get this his MOM won't even hire him for her work. That kinda tells u something there.
How mean do u have to be mean or how many times do u have to tell someone to leave u alone before they listen?

When i am mean to someone it usually means i hate you or i don't like u for something u did. Doesn't being mean tell u that?