The blah technique

The blah technique is a technique I designed to easily get out of things you don't want to do. Basically, if the assignment says you have to write a certain amount of something and only specifies what you have to write for a certain part, you fill in the rest with blah.

For example, last year I had to write a poem that has like 14 lines or something each having 10 syllables and the last syllables have to rhyme in a certain pattern. I don't like poems so I tried to beat the system. Here's how mine went:

And so on. That was one of the easiest 100's I ever made. (The guides to the others might come later)

On a side note, my friend has another reason to hate me besides the blah technique now. In English, we have to make an essay about a place(no countries) or a career. Naturally, I chose a topic that is very easy to get information on: Stonehenge. What did the other people choose? Things like Berlin, psychologists, and graphic designers.

And don't forget:

 

oO

...I am compelled by the power of evil.

~W

 

Nice poem. I wish I'd thought of it.

Oh well, I still like coming up with limericks every so often

 

god i wish i had your teacher >.>...maybe i should do that just for the hell of it XD.