Recreation The End of the World!

I was never a fan of last-minute confessions. Are you confessing because you're sorry or because you're going to die and don't want to go to Hell? Of course, according to the Church you're going upstairs either way, aren't you?
Personally, I'd rather die as I am, and take my place in Circle #7.

 

I would probably go tell everybody what I truly think of them, get dressed in a cow costume and walk up and down the streets shouting nonsense, then try to fall asleep so I wouldn't feel anything.

 

i would be scared at first **I'M TOO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!** heh

what i would do is prolly get laid or something :shy: hey, it's your last minutes in life! might as well enjoy yourself! if not that, then i would get drunk...me being drunk will prolly make me forget that the world is ending and i would be too busy setting things on fire or something.

some people said that they would fall asleep... HOW?!?! if you knew the world was going to end, wouldn't it be a bit hard for ya to sleep? "oh la la la la, i'm gonna take a peacefull nap now" :glazed: heh, i just don't get it. i wouldn't be able to sleep at all.

 

lol, yes, but we could always drug ourselves.

Actually, I was thinking along the lines of getting drunk myself. In my drunken state I'd probably be too busy going mental to see that the world is ending, therefore I could die a peaceful death.

 

If the end of the world was coming I would crack open a six pack. AND do other bad things.

Basher

 

Appleboy beat me to it

The world IS going to end. Well, that is a little dramatic. Industrial Civilization is going to end, almost certainly within out lifetime.

Peak Oil has been passed. Every year from now on there will be less oil produced, and a larger demand (thanks to our rapidly expanding population). Why is this a problem? Can't we all just ride bikes? Well, look at your food.

The plastic wrapped around the meat you bought at the supermarket is made of oil. It got to the supermarket in a truck, powered by oil. Look at your cold cereal. It also got to the supermarket with oil power. Worse, the grain was grown with natural gas based fertilizer, and was protected from insects with oil based pesticides.

Oils is about to get hella expensive. Commerce will break down, food production will drop (no more artificial pesticides and fertilizer), and starvation will be a serious problem. Everywhere.

Have a nice day.

 

Boy, that's uplifting. I suddenly have the urge to go on a mad shopping spree to Ralphs and stock up A.S.A.P.

 

Heroin
twice

 

I'd probably go get laid, then, just murder as many people as I could, I always wanted to just slice up people with my friend's katana, and just go stabby-stabby with knives like ninjas, if I had atleast an hour.

If I had a few seconds, just twist necks, and beat the crap outta people. I've been training all my life to fight against other, and I'm gonna put all that training to good use, since as of now, no one ever wants to fight against me...

 

eek, well....if the world ends anytime soon, i'll make sure i'm not near you...i rather have the world explode and die, then being stabbed to death or have my neck twisted. heh...i'm scared

 

Oh I'm sure.

Just wait until someone sees you coming from a mile a way and oh-so-strategically puts a bullet between your "oh-so-uber-ninjitsu" eyes.

See how well your "friend's katana" and your "stabby-stabby knives" and "twisting necks" and "beating the crap outta people" and "training all your life" would help you then. ;P

Anyways... Depends...

If I wasn't with my Kara then I'd cry because I wasn't.

If I was, we'd probably just kick back with a couple of Cokes and wait for us to be sent to the Fifth Circle of Hell together.

 

Probably say "Oh ****" and have the time of my life.

 

And then the scientists say "oh never mind! looks like that asteroid is going to miss!" and you get to spend time with Bubba on death row LOL. Better be sure it really is going to end..

If Heaven's Gate jumped off a cliff, would you?

 

Yes.

Yes I would.

Only because that son of a ***** still owes me money!

 

Go outside and climb up a tree. Close my eyes, and wait.
What else am I going to do in a matter of seconds? If it were say, minutes or hours, I'd go and party my short-lived life away...

 

I'm not sure if that is a joke to go along with a certain guidebook *wink wink* as I have just got that. but its :dizzy2: same thing to say if you're planet is going to explode

 

find some people and do some deathmatches. youre gonna die anyway, so go down fighting. of course i said matches, not a big fan of attacking innocents out of nowhere.