Square Enix The Final Fantasy Covers Album

Here's another fun little exercise for all you FF fans on the boards. Take a well known song and mold it to a character's performance. This can be as simple as molding the lyrics to fit the character's personality, or as complex as making a scene out of the performance. I'll give an example, and hopefully that makes evident how it works. (My apologies to the Beatles and their fans for my horrible butchering to follow)

Without further ado, let the covers commence!

Disc 1, Track 1
Cid's Yellow-Red Machine (cover of The Beatles - Yellow Submarine)
Main Vocal: Cid (ff7)
Vocals: Cait Sith, Cloud, Tifa, Barret


RedXIII's Young One #1:
C'mon Unca Cid, what was it like when you were younger? How did you first met our father?

RedXIII's Young One #2:
Yeah, tell us, Unca Cid! Tell us!

Cid:
Well, I guess it would be when Shera let them steal that #$%%$#! plane of mine. And right after the #$@@%#! Shinra took my ship.

RedXIII's Young One #1:
Ship?

Cid:
Yeah. I've got some good memories of that ship. Let me tell you about it.

In the town where I was @#@$%%!
Lived a man who %@$%^@! to @$!#%@!
And he told us of his %$@#$@!
In the land of his machines

So we @%$#%@!! up to the sun
Till we @T$#%@! the @%!%! of %#$@!
And we #%$%#! beneath the waves
In our yellow-red machine

Dancing Chorus of Cloud, Tifa, Barret and Cait Sith:
We all lived in Cid's yellow-red machine,
Cid's yellow-red machine, Cid's yellow-red machine
We all lived in Cid's yellow-red machine,
Cid's yellow-red machine, Cid's yellow-red machine

Cid:
Yeah, yeah. You were all $#@%$@~! there too. No need to steal my song's thunder like that!

And our ^%#$^%#! friends are all on board
Many more of them #$%$@! next door
And the #$#$%! begins to #@%%^!

Dancing Chorus of Cloud, Tifa, Barret and Cait Sith:
We all lived in Cid's yellow-red machine,
Cid's yellow-red machine, Cid's yellow-red machine
We all lived in Cid's yellow-red machine,
Cid's yellow-red machine, Cid's yellow-red machine

Vexed Cid:
As we @$%#%! a #@$%!! of !$%@#%$
Everyone of us has $@#%$@! all we need
Sky of #@$$%@#! blue and sea of !#@%$!! green
#@$$%! !%$#@^% #$@%$#@%! machine.

Dancing Chorus of Cloud, Tifa, Barret and Cait Sith:
We all lived in Cid's yellow-red machine,
Cid's yellow-red machine, Cid's yellow-red machine
We all lived in Cid's yellow-red machine,
Cid's yellow-red machine, Cid's yellow-red machine

Infuriatied Cid:
Cut that #$$^#!^%! out already!! We heard you the #%#@^%! last #@%$@#! times!

Dancing Chorus of Cloud, Tifa, Barret and Cait Sith:
We all lived in Cid's yellow-red machine,
Cid's yellow-red machine, Cid's yellow-red machine
We all lived in Cid's yellow-red machine,
Cid's yellow-red machine, Cid's yellow-red machine

Beaten Cid:
Bah. I give up. Sing all you #%%$#! want. I'm going to take a nap.

RedXIII's Young One #2:
Umm...Unca Cid? ...What does "$%#%$#!" mean?

 

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Just found this classic whilst going through the archives. Anyone else feel creative enough to write a cover song?