Recreation the i'm so youre so thread

i thought it would be fun to start the thread if you didn't get the title youll get what the thread is about after you read below. if there already is thread for this sorry just let me know and i'll move it over.

The im so goth list.... I thought this was halarious!! Had me laughing forawhile.

I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
I'm so goth I use black cotton balls.
I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.
I'm so goth my pupils are black.
I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."
I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.
goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.

I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"
I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!
I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and he wouldn't take it!
I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?"
I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"
I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."
I'm so goth I'm a mime.
I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.
I'm so goth I'm shocked by heterosexuality.
I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.
I'm so goth I have rigor mortis whenever I'm with my boyfriend. hahaha
I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.
I'm so goth I killed myself . . . twice.

goth #1: I'm so goth a little rain cloud follows me wherever I go and rains on me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.

I'm so goth my diapers were pvc.

goth #1: I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
goth #3: I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.

goth #1: I'm so goth I got my medulla oblongata pierced.
goth #2: I'm so goth I got my mom pierced.

I'm so goth it takes me an hour and a half to get dressed.
I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.
I'm so goth I'm dead.
I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.
I'm so goth I carry black food dye around in case I have to eat anything that's not black.
I'm so goth I look like Michael Jackson. [hahaha]
I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."
I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."

goth #1: I'm so goth my mom is a ninja.
goth #2: I'm so goth all ninjas are my mom.

I'm so goth, as soon as I was born I put eyeliner on. And I put on too much.
I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator.
I'm so goth I think Jesus might have been a vampire.
I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.

goth #1: I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's collar would look better on me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's collar looks better on me.
goth #3: I'm so goth I stole my dog's collar.

I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.
I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.
I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized by my appearance.
I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized by my appearance.
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I'm so goth I've been banned.
I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be more goth.
I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.
I'm so goth I make flowers wilt.
I'm so goth I like them better that way.
I'm so goth I punched a care bear.
I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.
I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.
I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers cross the street to insult me.
I'm so goth I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs!
I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.
I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.
I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and it died.
I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's neighborhood, he moved away! [hahaha]
I'm so goth I pierced both my nipples--does that shock you?--then I went to the genetic engineering lab and had my genetic structure altered to grow another nipple, then I had THAT one pierced.
I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.
I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, you hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."
I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again . . . tragically.
I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."
I'm so goth I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried.

goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.

I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.
I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.
I'm so goth I wear pvc pajamas.
I'm so goth I'm catholic.
I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them.
I'm so goth tan lines are a sin.
I'm so goth I was adopted by the Addams family.
I'm so goth people keep asking me if I feel okay.
I'm so goth the dark is scared of ME.
I'm so goth I know how to spell Siouxsie & The Banshees correctly.
I'm so goth I . . . wear . . . my . . . sunnnnnglasses at night (sung with a Corey Hart pout).
I'm so goth I became a fisherman, just so I could use fishnets.
I'm so goth the various and sundry layers of my Gothness are profoundly horrified of each other.
I'm so goth, my dog goes "bauhaus, bauhaus!"
I'm so goth, my car goes "ankh, ankh!"
I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed.
I'm so goth, Robert Smith asked ME for my autograph.
I'm so goth that when I was a kid I used to sit in a trashcan and pretend I was Oscar the Grouch. [hahaha]
I'm so goth I got a 12-pack of absinthe.
I'm so goth I don't eat gummy bears, I eat "glummy bears."
I'm so goth I spend every waking moment, every breath, in contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the essence of Goth.
I'm so Goth I dot my i's with frowny faces.

goth #1: I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."

I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.
I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."
I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.

I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!

 

I'm pretty sure the pupils of your eyes are always black...

Anyways... I guess some of these are kinda funny.

 

This threads a little long. But if your determined, does it have to be goths or did you just happen to find those somewhere. Like preps...freaky preps. Yah is the thread only for goth 'im so's'

Im so goth that if i stare at a person long enough they will start becoming goth... Bush's under my control..

 

...how come it's only goth related subjects?

- Teddz

 

im so goth that i scare the bleeding-heart democratics, to be republicans. ^_^

 

I kind of like all the Emo jokes... like...

"I wish my lawn was emo. That way, it'd cut itself."

 

uh i think its all bout Goths cause uh........ Maybe that was his topic? and other people are suppose to come up with other diffrent list about difrent things?

 

Any other subjects that don't involve darkness or hurting ourselves?

 

I'm so bored, a fire themed game won't un-bore me.

 

im such a girl pimp, 50 cent calls and asks for tips.

by the way please stop spamming it up with questions people already asked.. you can do something other than goth and emo. The title says im so your so thread, if it only wanted im so and im so emo the title would have been im so goth your so goth ect..

 

I'm so suave, Hitch looks like one of HIS clients.

 

no this thread isn't only for goth's and emo's i found this on another site and found it funny and then thought there are alota funny im so blah blah haha jokes that we could use thread for it.

im so dumb blondes won't copy from me