Music The King of Pop at it again.

Michael Jackson said he made a ''terrible mistake'' by holding his infant son over the railing of a fourth-floor balcony at a Berlin hotel to show fans below but shocking many people who watched the scene captured on video.

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What scares me more is that peopel were willing to breed with him...

 

Bah, I refuse to believe any woman would willingly mate with him.

Rather, I think he reproduces via spores.

 

a clone of WHAT? what has a nose looking like THAT?
maybe hes asexual.
which makes sense.
because
obviously.
.....
*looks up at him* *cringes* *the entire female RACE cringes* there you go. it his baby a girl or boy? for if its a girl, i dont think hes too bad. cuz when he put the towel over his/her head, he was thinking of the childs safety! i mean, what if that poor baby had turned around and LOOKED at him when he dangled it from his balcony! it would have imploded! and what a terrible way to die! and even if it WASNT a girl, its guaranteed to be extremely feminine due to ..... you know. whatever.

 

Its mini-me looking for work.

 

Mini-Me is working for Skeletor now?!

HE-MAN HASNT A CHANCE!!!!!

 

I'm sorry but M.J. is so sick looking. Why did he have to go and change his apperence all crazy?

~Washu

 

what happened to "dont matter if your black or white"? if it dont matter, then y spend so much money to try and be white?

 

i wonder if he would melt if i put him in a microwave?

 

LOL
Yeah well you know that he can't spend too much time in the sun cause he'll melt!!
He should have just stayed black!

 

Eh, I could be wrong, but I thought the whole color thing of going from the shade of Shaq to the shade of computer paper was a skin disease... though I still think he's evil and should be killed...

Personally, my favorite method of death right now is to slit the wrists, then tie cloths around the wounds and keep the man chained down, and let him slowly bleed to death. If necessary, re-open wounds. If you want quicker work, go for the jugular, but make sure to tie it tight and quickly or the whole effect will be lost.

 

u r a sick disturbed man.

 

sick sick people

 

Actually another very painful, hilarious torture method is castration with a wooden spoon.

Think about it for a minute.

Know whats scarier?

It's been done before.


Failing that, use The Pear to break his jaws.

Then trace *around* his eyes with a hot iron, then stab his eyes out with chilled scissors.

Also, have fire-ants remove his Little Michael. And I don't mean his baby.

Finally, seal him into a room. Then turn that room into a vacuum. He'll expand and BURST!

I would say let him taste the coldness of space without a suit, that way he'd feel the sensation of freezing and boiling at the same time, but then he'd go everywhere, and honestly, space has enough of Earths trash!


Edit: BTW, prior to his vacuum popping, break his legs, smear pig blood on his ***, then set a rabid wolf after him. Given the softness of the *** and the number of blood vessels in it, getting hurt in the *** is actually a pretty bad thing.

 

u r all maniacs. u make hannible lector seem like a tea party host.

 

Hey. He's in the news again. Gunna sell all those beatles songs he bought for 50 million. gunna sell em for 700 million. *shakes head* Thaaats our man.