Humour The secret behind google

OK, this is an old one, but it's worth posting.

The secret behind google is... PigeonRank!

 

rofl. Best system users ever!

- Teddz

 

Just another way of showing how Animals are better than humans

 

oh..my..I had my suspicions

 

well, i guess it was expected..... ... but pigeons are still evil. VERY evil.

 

Damn pigeons..can't fool me.That was cute Luvweaver

 

First our search engines....then, the world! (Dont!) Think about it! Its all a big conspiracy (Not really)!
The pigeon race is plotting already (we really cant know that, can we?). Its just a matter of time (those creatures are defensless) before they take our society apart.
How, you ask? Simple (not really). They will all start typing the wrong things or giving us wrong links on our search engines (what!?), until we grow so frustrated (?) that we go complain to the company.
AND THAT'S WHEN THE METEOR STRIKES! Then (>o<) they become whats known as pigeon-people.(wont the meteor kill them?) And at last they can take their revenge out on use with their genetically altered DNA from the storm (there never was a storm!).

So please, what every pigeon in your path with very close attention. Because now they may look all cute on the Google search engine (thanks luvweaver!), but sooner or later, pigeon-ninja's will strike. (...oh dear lord...)

What you have just read is pure fiction about pigeons and should not taken ENTIRELY seriously. Nevertheless, if this does happen, remember Kaiyon's words...."I told you so"..
Oh! I also realize that this story did not make sense in any way and was completly prepostorous. Well....deal with it.

 

Just goes to show you where human kind will go into the near future. Now people HAVE to belive me about the undercover agents in the white house!

I hope to get more news of this kind!

-Seishin