Television The Simpsons

Simpson's are here now.
lets talk about them.


i will start.
this is an old episode but i am fond of it.
they go to brazil to find the boy lisa is sponsering. i like 2 of the quotes.
quote one is "now the monkey's can not bit me.*runs from monkeies into orphanage.* i am like sugar to them.'
quote two is homer saying/signing"i'm waking on the beach i'm in my speedo!"

post favorit quotes, epps, charecters ect. ect. ect.

 

There are so many quotes that it's hard to pick your favorite. Some of mine would be:

JFK - Ens bin en Burliner
Grandpa - HE'S A NAZI, GET HIM (run up to the front of the boat and beats the crap out of JFK)

Granpa - Your a rotten mother, a terrible wife and i'll never forgive you........ can we have sex? please?


On another note does anyone else here think that the Simpsons is getting old? I mean i still watch them on the tv whenever i think about it but i think that it's just getting old and i think that Homer has gotten a bit to stupit to be funny anymore.

 

Well kain in response. i really never watched it until 3 seasons ago so it hasnt really gotten old. You also have to notice how horrible the first seasons were. I mean i cant seem to get old of them. and if i do i just switch to family guy or southpark instead.

 

Personally I can't stand the newest episodes. The writers have obviously run out of ideas so they substitute grossness and stupidity (lame stupidity) for humour. But as for the other seasons, they will never get old. Yay for Fox 8 and it's rerun marathons! Some of my favourite quotes:

From Lionel Hutz
"He's had it in for me every since I kinda ran over his dog..."
"That's awful!"
"Well, replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'."

Homer
"You've been out with that floozy of a bigger brother of yours! Haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?? Look at me!"

Flanders
"Todd, would you like some more vegetables?"
"Hell no."
*gasp* "What did you say?"
"I said I don't want any damn vegetables."
"That's it young man, no bible stories for you tonight!"
Maud: "Don't you think that's a bit harsh Neddy?"
"Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me."

"It's been 400 days since my last drink....it was my first, and last, Blackberry Schnapps."

Ha ha love it.

 

I'm pretty sure the following quote is from the Simpsons, it's just been so long since I've watched it.. went something like..

Homer: I once knew a man from Nantucket. Let's just say the stories they told about him were greatly exaggerated.

Then of course one of my personal favorites is when Ned Flanders is reading Harry Potter to Rod and Todd.

Ned: And Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends... burned in Hell for practicing witchcraft!
Rod & Todd: YAY!

Or when Homer is playing Krusty after going to the "Krusty Klown College" and the Hamburglar (or whatever they called him in that) is trying to "steal the hamburgers".

Homer: Oh my God! He's trying to steal the Krusty burgers! *pounces him and starts to repeatedly bash his had against a rock*
Kid: *crying* Stop, stop.. he's already dead!

Or...

Bart: I'll sell you my conscience for 4.50.. I'll throw in my sense of dignity, too. It's a Bart Sales Event! Everything about me must go!

Old man: Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooo, that's bad.
Old man: But it comes with a free serving of frozen yogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Old man: The frozen yogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Old man: But it comes with your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Old man: The toppings contain potassium benzoate...
Homer: *confusion*
Old man: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.

Homer's Mind: Keep looking shocked and slowly move towards the cake.

Or the episode with Mulder and Scully and Leonard Nimoy..

(Homer trips and falls and sees a sign that reads "DIE")
Homer: AHHHHHHHH!!
(A wind blows, pushing a tree out of the way to show the sign reads "DIET")
Homer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lisa: I'm surprised he managed to write so legibly on his own butt.

Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas —
Marge: Bart!

Homer: Uhm.. has anyone ever seen the movie Tron?
Marge: No
Wiggum: No
Selma: No
Patty: No
Frink: No
Wiggum: Yes... ... ... I mean... No... no.

Judge: Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills". It teaches parents to listen to their —
Homer: Communication, gotcha.
Judge: But it's important to —
Homer: Listen, yes, I know.
Judge: But there's more to it than —
Homer: I have listening skills!
Judge: Mr. Simpson, would you please —
Homer: Shut up, Judge!

That's all I can think of right now.

 

Oooo! Hail to the chimp.

I too believe that the newer episodes of the Simpsons are lame. It feels like the writers are trying too hard to be funny and instead, make it embarressing for me to watch.

By far, my favorite episode is...definatly...hands-down...the one where Homer goes to Clown College.
-Homer: ...except for that sign for Clown College, that had no effect on me. -Lenny: Hey Homer, that section you are supposed to be monitoring is on fire.
-Through Homer's eyes the next scene shows Lenny dressed in typical clown suit with the giant pants, suspenders, red nose and makeup. He is shuffling from side to side in rhythm with a circus tune. From a door to Homer's left roll four more clowns, dressed in similar fashion and dancing to the same tune while on the ground. From there, the view is altered from Homer's perception to reality and we see that the clowns on the ground are actually guys trying to douse the flames on their backs.

Thank god for my brother, who in his wisdom recorded the episodes wayyy back when Barney had yellow hair.

-Nelson to Bart: Put up your dukes!
-Bart in response raises his hands above his head, palms out in surrender and gets beaten up.

And from the same episode, the brief dialouge I (hopefully) will never forget:
(gahh! I forget his name, the guy with no right arm who runs the military store): What's the password?
Grandpa Simpson: Let me in you idiot!!
(store owner): Ahhh....right you are.

 

i love the simpsons i watch them everyday except on sunday there funny

 

The Simpsons is a great show i grew up watching it. Like what kitty-ko said before, the newer episodes are just not as good as the old ones. Ever since i got my computer though which wasn't too long ago, i've been watching VERY little of televison. thus, no simpsons. nonetheless, i hope the Simpsons stay on television for a long...longer time.

 

Hee, hee, I love Simpsons quotes!


(from the Flaming Moe episode)

Homer: Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man! From Happy Land! In his gum-drop house on Lollypop Laaaaaaane!... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
Marge: Well, duh.


(from the "I Love Lisa" episode)

Bart: Cool! I broke his brain! (referring to the hysterical Skinner)


(from "Treehouse of Horror III")

Homer: Can I go now? (while trying to buy the evil Krusty doll)


I'll think of more later!

 

*looks at own user name*

Try this one:

Comic Book Guy: These Bat pants have been shredded by the Riddler!
Guy at washing place: No, just your ***.
Comic Book Guy: That's what I call my ***.

 

more funny quotes from me.

*doorbell*
marge:yes
Chief Wiggum:sorry to interupt ladies but we got reports loud music and a strip-diddle-iper
*Marge looks out window and ned closes curtains fast*

Dr. Nick: well how our we doing today? well i will see you later.
*goes to door. Swarming with media*
Loudest media personr. Nick what did you do with the body?
*Nick slams door shut.*
Dr. Nick: its such a nice dday. why don't i go out the window.
*Dr, Nick jumps ou the window.

Marge: I am so sorry Becky. I thought you were going to steal my family.
Becky; I was. I even picked out a good place to bury you but i didn't have a shovel. so i went to the hardware store but they had 8 different kinds so i said whatever.

cant think of any more. brain lapse

 

Just saw the 'Sugar' episode....

Homer: You don't understand, Marge! There's thieves everywhere!! *sees english dude drinking tea* Look! Hey you, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?"
English guy: I stole it from you. While your back was turned. For that SPLIT second.....And I'll do it again. *takes sip* Good day.

*wipes tear*

 

Lisa: Grandpa, weren't you wondering why you were getting paid for doing nothing?
Grandpa: I thought that the Democrats had come back to power...

 

My favorite episode is when Homer writes that christmas carol about flanders. And it was a big hit. They played it over and over again.