Recreation The ultimate prank

I want to prank my friend. *devilish grin* And i was wondering if anyone could make any suggestions on what i could do. Nothing to drastic of course. just somthing funny.

 

Duct tape their door shut while they're inside. I heard someone at one of the all-girls residences did this with much hilarity.
Here's another classic (this one works on my younger sister). When they walk into the room, look at them and just start laughing. Don't tell them what you're laughing at. Chances are they will think there's something on their face or something like that.
It's hard to think of things that don't cause any actual harm ...

 

Yeah, I once had a neighbor who trapped another neighbor into his room by stacking pennies at the bottom of his door, one by one, until the last ones at the tops of the stacks had to be jammed in. I didn't get to see if it worked, but probably not.

If your friend uses a laptop computer, you can put something on the keyboard/screen, close it, and wait for your friend to lift it open for a surprise.

I dunno, I never had to pull a prank on someone. Instead I just freak em out in person! (Really easy when you got friends who don't like being touched, meheheh!) If you wanna get really destructive, crack open some eggs, toss out the egg whites, and get creative with the egg yolks. When egg yolk dries up, it's like glue so it really hardens! Maybe use it to glue their shoes to the ground. I heard that putting slices of bologna on a car out in the sun causes ugly, semi-permanent (permanent?), big spots where the slices were. Evil way of getting back at someone, although funny as well.

Haaaa! Speaking of cars, my friend's roommate's friend got back at someone by simply climbing on top of the person's car, and taking a really big dump right on the windshield!

 

The ultimate prank, and yet none too drastic? Hmm... That's hard.

Prank phone calls are classics. I would suggest one of those. Like the running refridgerator, or the different names. I don't know. What kind of thing are you looking for? Something to scar him for life, or something for both of you to laugh at?

 

That crack about eggs yoked something inside me. I just remembered something I saw in a movie once. You get these two eggs, one raw, one hard-boiled. You stand there playing with the eggs for a while. When your target asks you about the eggs, you smash the hard-boiled one on their head. It's funny because they'll think you were going to smash an egg on them, but since it's hard-boiled it'll make little mess.
I also mentioned one last night when I was talking with some of my friends about tricks we could play on our don. You get a rope and you tie it around the person's doorknob. Then you tie the other end to the doorknob of a room directly across the hall. This only works if both doors have to open inwards ... if they open into the hall it wouldn't do anything. Anyway, neither door will be able to open from the inside unless the rope is removed. Of course, I probably shouldn't have mentioned this last night, seeing as the room across the hall from the don's is mine ... Maybe while I'm out one day ...
And my final example, this one courtesy of another guy on the floor. Cover the person's doorway in cellophane wrap. If they wake up in the morning tired, they will probably not notice it when they walk through the door, and will just smack right into it.

 

Selotape on eyes

Shave half an eyebrow off

draw on there face

spray there trousers with shaving foam

put clothing pegs on there privates

tie there shoe laces together

lodge cheese up there nose

of course this will only work if the persons out cold by say... loads of beer or like the sod that me & some friends did this to... prepped up on pledge & soap powder thus passing out... god what an idiot... not as big an idiot as the guy who deleted the photo's from his camera that i found though :s

 

Somthing that we could look back at and laugh . But at the time make them angry. You know what i mean? I dont want to scar them for life just embarress them.

 

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I don't know, honestly. I've never pranked anyone before. Although I do like Novus' suggestion with the egg. And the shaving of facial hair is always a classic. Any of my suggestions would be incredibly hurtful, which is why I don't prank too often.

 

This will work well if you are in a dorm.

While they are asleep take away their door. Many people don't notice this in the morning and if they sleep in the nude hilarity ensures.

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Also while they are really passed out take their bed outside while they are sleeping in it. lol

 

Some of the classics are the greatest, I highly reccomend putting saran wrap on the toilet seat. As for prank calls, call up the local bowling alley and ask if they have 10 pound balls, then ask how does he/she walk?!

 

that pennie thing really does work o man that works really well

ok you know those toilet pipes that come out of the roof or the out side of the bilding at the bottum (works better if at there house) stick a tennis ball in there.

iching powder works nice

as Georgebob said

if friend is girl..... take that saran warp and put it over the toilet (well the seat part, you can't see it) it only works on girls though.

 

Take a screenshot of his desktop (hit print screen, open paint, paste it with ctrl+v, and then save it as a bmp or jpg).

Then, hide all his icons and set the screen-cap as a background. Also, minimize the start bar. He'll click over and over wondering why none of his programs work!

 

Oh my God, Neph, that's a freakin' sweet idea. I'm pulling that one on my sister next time I go home!

 

Best. prank. I. Have. Herad. In. So. Long.

Except this one.

Go onto a Justin Timberlake site, (or soem site of the sort) chances are they'll have a chat room stacked with young 12 year old girls rapid about the guy the site's about. Then, give out your friend's e-mail, syaing it's like Hustin's e-mail. THE GUY WILL BE CLEANING OUT HIS INBOX FOR MONTHS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY HE HAS 12 YEAR OLDS E-MAILING HIM!!! XD XD XD

 

I'm such a bastard.

 

Haha, yeah, online pranks are pretty killer too. Another good one would be to go to an adult chat and pose as your friend, telling everyone you're bisexual, you like kinky stuff, you did your aunt, etc. And give out your friend's number, email, and even postal address to everyone on the chat site! That'll bring on a ton of crazy messages to your friend!

 

Personally I find those sorts of things to last for too long... plus if you get a real weirdo it could damage the friendship.

Instead, do this.

Wait for someone to walk away from their PC. Click Start -> Settings -> Control Panel -> Mouse. Select the "Pointers" tab and change the first cursor (Normal Select) from an arrow to the same thing they use for the "Busy" cursor. See how long they will stare at their screen waiting for the computer to finish what it's doing.

 

Thats genuis Neph! I am so going to try that one.

By the way how do you figure this kind of stuff out?

 

My older sister got mad at one of her roommates one year and signed him up for a gay porn email list. You could always just try something like that.

 

Meh... nowadays thats tame...

think.... "older" if you know what I mean... THEN they get pissed!