Humour Then & Now

I thought this was funny. ^_^

Then 1970: Long Hair
Now: Longing for hair

Then 1970: The perfect high.
Now: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

Then 1970: Keg.
Now: EKG.

Then 1970: Acid Rock.
Now: Acid Reflux.

Then 1970: Growing pot.
Now: Growing pot belly.

Then 1970: Douglas Street bridge.
Now: Dental bridge.

Then 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Then 1970: Seeds and stems.
Now: Roughage.

Then 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
Now: Popping joints.

Then 1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

Then 1970: Paar.
Now: AARP.

Then 1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
Now: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

Then 1970: Killer weed.
Now: Weed killer.

Then 1970: Hoping for a BMW.
Now: Hoping for a BM.

Then 1970: The Grateful Dead.
Now: Dr. Kevorkian.

Then 1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
Now: Getting a new hip joint.

Then 1970: Rolling Stones.
Now: Kidney stones.

Then 1970: Being called into the principal's office.
Now: Calling the principal's office.

Then 1970: Screw the system!
Now: Upgrade the system.

Then 1970: Peace sign.
Now: Mercedes logo.

Then 1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

Then 1970: Take acid.
Now: Take antacid.

Then 1970: Passing the driver's test.
Now: Passing the vision test.

Then 1970: "Whatever"
Now: "Depends"

 

lol, that pretty funny. ^__^

Then 1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine. ( Is is suppost to say the same thing twice)
How: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

I thought the hip joint one was pretty funny.

 

I think the first one was an actual Hustler magazine and the second you know the woman one.

 

Then 1970: Long Hair
Now: Longing for hair


i laughed at that one...the pot belly one was funny too

 

I never thought I'd see Clinton jokes again.

 

1970-killer weed
now-weed killer..

lol our local radio station says that all the time.. well its a comercial so its on all the time..

 

I thought a few were funny like

Then 1970: Keg.
Now: EKG.

I don't see to many Keg parties. Probably because I am not in school.

Then 1970: Growing pot.
Now: Growing pot belly.

Yep. All because of the pot ban americans have been growing fat. I am just kidding but I thought it was funny.

Kind of funny that the radio station where you live Kame would have that.

 

Its canada my dear.. Even know Mj is against the law.. its not an overly inforced law.. no one really cares if you smoke dope..

or talk about it...

 

I'm movin' to Canada. ^_^