Things Goku would never say. 1) I lost a food eating contest 2) Face your fears Vegeta! *Vegeta looks down at the bug on his shoe* 3) Food what's that? 4) All right Vegeta you won wanna go play scrabble? 5) I don't feel like eating today I'm gonna cut back. 6) As soon as I find Cacarot I'm gonna kill him 7) Good thing I got this heart disease now I don't have to fight the androids. 8) What lassie? Gohan's stuck in the mine? 9) Kamehame... What's after that? 10) How many times do I have to tell you Vegeta my name is Cacarot not Goku. 11) Man I just can't win this one I give up. 12) I was thinking... 13) help me Chi-Chi! Vegeta hit me! 14) Kill them kill them all! 15) I'm sick of training. 16) Gohan your a weakling 17) hey bulma need help with you invention? 18)Geeze Gohan it's not that hard to become a super sayin 19) Chi-Chi lets put Gohan up for adoption 20) Kiss my *** 21) What Chi-Chi your going to run of and marry Picalo? 22) Chi-Chi I want a divorce.
"Hey baby, are you from Venus, cuz you got great cans." There, my Futurama reference for the day. "Time out! TIME OUT! I GOTTA PEE!!!" "What, are you stupid or something?"
things goku would never hear 1) "hey kakarotto, oops i mean goku" 2) "yes i will listen to you and change my evil ways" 3) "sheesh you eat like a bird, eat some more" 4) (from Gohan) "no daddy i beat him already i dont need your help" 5) (from vegeta) "no i dont wanna fight you, you always beat me" 6) (from vegeta) "hey kakarotto i need your help" 7) (from chi-chi) "here take gohan if your gonna go fight"
Things Vegeta would never say 1) This Big Bang Attack is getting old I think I'll try the Kamehameha Wave. 2) Why don't we have a picnic so we can talk about all kinds of things like peace, love, and happiness. 3) I am Batman! 4) He rides with a blade and carves a z with his blade a horse man known as Zorro! 5) *crying*why did Jack have to die now Rose is all alone. 6) *singing*Opps,I did it Agian 7) *singing*I'm a . . . slave! 4 U! 8) I have done it!I have beat Kakarot I will always trimph in . . . Pakman! 9) *making a birthday list* I want the Barbie dream house,a pink dress... 10) I'm such a loser so... I might as well quite ! 11) I act so tough but *sobs* I'm really a sentive,hurting man! 12) Look at the kitten! Can I keep him! please! 13) My balloon flew away! wah! 14) trunks, we need to spend more time togather. Let's go fishing. 15) I'm sorry it was all my fault! 16) ahem! I said Big Bang Attack! why isn't it working! 17) I'm sure we can talk out our differences fighting dosen't slove anything. 18) Buu lets team up and destroy Kakarot. (he might say that but hey lets not go there) 19) I love you! you love me we are a happy family! 20) I think the pink shirt brings out my eyes. 21) I love you guys! *sobs* 22) 'Sup my bro kakarot? 23) goku. 24) Kamehameha! 25) I have decided to turn over a new leaf and become a monk.*chants* 26) Dangit, Kakarrot, give back my blasted milk! 27) My favorite is Tinky Winky... what's yours Kakarot? 28) Vegeta: Eggs... flour... butter... I love baking. 29) I'm a people person. 30) I'm going to kill you Kakorot....OOOOO! Bubble Wrap! 31) Pikachu, I choose you! 32)-Vegeta encountering an adversary at his new job at S-mart: Name's Vegeta. ... Housewares. 33)Goku would you like to join me for a tea party? We're having cupcakes. Oh yea, if you are coming Goku, please put on your pink dress. That's one of my fav. pics of vegeta.
Actually, I think he does say something along those lines towards either Trunks or Bulma... but anyways... number 32 is a reference to a movie called Army of Darkness, part of the Evil Dead movie series. I'm not going to get into it, so I'll leave the research up to you. A lot of those seem repetitive, and the others are just.... bleeeeehhhhh.
*gets back into her chair.* Ahem. What? Don't look at me like I'm a freak. I fell out of my chair from laughing at a few of these in school. Hmph. J/k of course! I could NEVER be like that! I could be cold only to my enemy and even that's hard!^^ I thought those were pretty funny, but some of them seemed as though I remember him saying at one point, but maybe it was just my friend... I dunno. Well, BAI! (I wasn'rt even really being that cold I realize... hmmm.)
Vegita 1. Get me that Carrot KaKarot! 2. Die Bulma DIE!!! 3. Praise the lord! 4. Bite me Buu. 5. Ooooooh what does this button dooooooo! 6. J'adore tu (I love you) Kakarot! 7. (In a girly voice) Look its Yamcha! 8.I'm Slim Shady ,yes I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating. 9. So wont the real Slim Shady PLEASE STAND UP! PLEASE STAND UP! 10. You wanna go DDP ? Lets go ! Ba-Ba-Bang !
"Do you want the rest...because i wont finish this?" Goku/Vegita/Gohan "Can you teach me to drive Goku?" Vegita "Can you teach me some techniques?" Gotenks "I was wrong....you were right." Bulma/Vegita
(Goku)"Well, it's obvious these guys are waaaayy too strong. We don't stand a chance. Who wants pizza?" (Vegeta) "Bulma, this little puppy followed me home..."*gets kawaii watery eyes*"Can we keep him? Canwecanwecanwe??!!" (Bulma) "Oh, Vegeta, I knew you were a caring, sweet, understanding guy!" (Vegeta) "Kakarotto...you're an okay person."
you know what i think the saddest thing is? in the dub, gokou had already said those. er...2 of those. thats...*shakes head* you know. izzy, good one.
here's a couple. goku- hummmmm......which one should i start with? cigars or cigarettes?.....oh, maybe this cool stuff called herione!(sp?) Pic-Damn, chichi! your a fox!!! Pic.- oh! goku look a chick fight! meeeeoooow! i'll try to think of some more
I've seen both of those Pic ones before on a site once called Planet Namek... used to be at www.planetnamek.com... not there anymore, though... though in that quote it said "cat fight", not "chick fight". Just felt like pointing that out on whether you came up with those off the top of your head, trying to rip them off for your own, or just trying to pass the word along. Also I believe the other one was "Chi-Chi is a fox" not "Chi-Chi, you're a fox".
Alright, if you found those funny, Let's see what you think of this... (Vejita in a high-pitched voice with red and blue biker shorts and a white tank top, his hair now more of a white-fro (please tell me someone gets this)) "Okay people, now I've been learning a lot of things in my new rehabilitation group for violence. Now, let's all hold hands and participate in group prayer-song. C'mon now, don't be shy. C'mon now, Kakkaratto, Kakkaratto's evil spawn and mini-him, Trunks, c'mon everyone. You too, Piccolo, don't think you're getting away from this.... now, everone... with me... Koom-bye-ah, my lord, koom-bye-ah..." Several hours later... "Okay, folks, now let's see the different products of everyone's croucheting. Piccolo, you first... Oh, very nice... 'Someone Please Kill Me Now' with little blood droplets, very nice touch. Now see, isn't that a nice ventilation for anger and frustration? Now, next step... GROUP HUG! ..." Ka - Me - Ha (Ka) - Me - "Aww, come on, can't we all just get along!?"
ha ha ha ha! foonie. *laughs* <-- someone laughing. prolly me. whatever. ...just... imagine vegeta in spandex shorts... *shivers*
...*sigh* planet namek. that was such a great site. *cries* but yeah. i think i saw those two also. but, whatever.
