Cowboy Bebop Things you would never hear in --

Things you would never hear in Cowboy Bebop ..

All : "I guess Ill wear another outfit for today"

Spike: "I love women, children and pets ^_^"

Jet: "Ahh we dont need to fix it .."

 

Here's one

Vicious : "It sure is a nice day today...."



I cant think of any others right now.....

 

This never happens......

Spike: Isn't Ein the CUTEST???
Edward: Does this outfit make me look fat?
Faye: I think I'll quit bounty hunting and become, a skateboarder!

I'll think of more laer.....

 

jet: dinners up! bell peppers and beef... WITH the beef!
faye: ya know i think ill stop this bounty hunting bit and get a decent job so i can pay off all my debts and live an nice honest life... who knows maybe ill even settle down and start a family!

 

Spike: "I think I'll comb my hair today..."

Faye: "I should really start wearing something that doesn't highlight my massive cleavage"

Ed: "Man are these people weird or what!"

Jet: "Spike, I love you" (.......well, why would he?...)

Vicious: "I'm going to forgo being mean today and go look at rainbows and fluffy clouds"

 

one youd never see...

vicious and spike sitting in a coffee joint sipping joe and discussing their favorite novels together

 

Ed - I think ill grow my hair long!
cant think of anymore

 

Edward: Does this colour suit me?
Edward: computers are Boring and make me eyes hurt!!!!
Edward: really I think you all need to calm down!!

 

Ed; Since this pudding is alive, covered in micro organisms and slowly poisoning everyone in Bebop, I should carefully place it in a plasic bag in a quaritined trash can and not eat it.

Spike: Smoking is unhealthy

Spike; I like my kebabs rare, not flameblowered.

 

Vicious:I care about my friends and teammates,and when one of them becomes hurt or incapacitated,I am sad and find it hard to concentrate.

Ed:I think I'll put my new shoes on.....

Ein:Hi guys,anybody catch that Dodgers game last night?I heard their new pitcher has an arm!Whew!(You see,Ein's a dog,therefore he can't talk)

Spike:Why isn't this thing firing?Oh,the safety's on!

Jet:It says 2 teaspoons of vinegar,right?Oh,man!I forgot to preheat the oven!!!!!

Faye:Whatever could I do with this money?I know!I could buy a bigger sweater that shows less!

 

Vicious: I love all living things. Ed, has re-opend my eyes to the wonder of the spirit. I am now going to devote my life to Enlightenment.

Ed: Er...what's a Mo-dem???

Spike: I did not crash this plain!
I simply landed it without the costomary
accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.

Ein: I don't wanna be a secret weapon.
I want to be an exposed weapon!

Faye: uh, a...are you...are you okay?
Ed: That has never satisfactorily been determined.

Jet: Fire phasars!
Spike: Uh, Jet...
Jet: Hmm... fire forward turbolaser batteries!
Spike: Jet...
Jet: Launch all Gunstars immediately!
Spike: Jet, you're not making sense...
Jet: Open main cannons and fire mega particle cannons!
Spike: Okay, that does it. Faye, Ed get in here, Jet is suffering from Acute Science-Fiction Syndrome.
Jet: Launch the Swordfish and Hammerhead!

Okies, that's me done!

 

Spike:I will never look at a gun again

Spike:I am not hungry

Faye:Ed let's go on a girls night out

Faye:i think i'll save my money

Jet:I hate Bonsai trees

Jet:i think i will help faye

Edward:get away ein

Edward:I will never run away again

Spike:I love you faye

Faye:i love You too Spike...No I love you all

Spike:Bell pepers and beef again!! cook somthing else jet

 

Spike:I love Women

VT:Ithink i will tell my name for free

More later

 

spike:anybody for muffins, i know your hungry
Faye:spike i can't take it anymore i love you
spike: no you don't your just hungry
spike:lets go to the circus
Faye:i want to go to the zoo to see the monkeys...i love the monkeys
spike:i'm feeling sick i think i'll take a week off of fighting it'll do me good.

i'll have to figure more out

 

Spike: Smoking is bad for your health, I am going to stop Smoking.

 

faye: oh ein! your the best friend i have!!!!!

 

Spike; Hmmm... looks kinda dangerous, i'd better not

 

Spike: Man if I keep this up I might get emphazema.

Faye: Las Vegas, nah,I'm tired.

Edward: F'ing Computer!

Ein: Meow!

Jet: Anyone got a razor?

Vicious: Oh, sorry Spike, did I cut you?

Anyone but Edward: Man Edward, you are normal.

 

Vicious: I have to go see my therapist today. We're making some real breakthroughs.

Jet: Of course you can borrow some money, Faye.

Faye: I think that I'll go deposit this hard earned money in the bank.