Recreation This experience would have warranted a pants crapping.

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  1. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Well, I had taken a train home, but it was delayed for two hours. So, two hours late, I find myself dropped off at home via taxi (from the station). I smile. Home sweet home. Im about half way up the driveway, when...

    Right then and there, the burglar alarm goes off.

    Well, the story isnt even at the best part.

    I stand there, by the tree, watching for anyone to leave.
    And the worst part is, in the dark, when you expect some goon to bust outta your believed-secure home, things start to really freak you out.

    The sound of icicles dripping becomes voices talking.

    A snowy tree top become a hooded head, looking right at you.

    Whats worse, my house is a big old house, the sort that could double as a ghost house, and its dark inside, except for one light on (note: my family was away on their March Break, hence nobody was home.)

    So anyway, eventually, a full FIVE cop cars show up.
    Only one thought me suspicious, and I cant blame them.

    We explore the house. Since it was March Break, the heat had been turned off. Its freezing. Dark. Every floor-board creaks beneath our feet.

    and...

    turned out the ****ing cat set off the alarm.[​IMG]
     
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  2. Amarhyllis

    Amarhyllis New Member

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    I don't blame you, I would have been scared out of my wits and I would have cried like a little baby. I'm glad that my parents never leave me home alone... I'm such a baby :)
     
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  3. cosmos

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    awwww... that totally sucks Neph.
    *huggles*
    :D
    I hope everything gets better for ya... I always have those kind of days
     
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  4. Kenshin

    Kenshin Commander *nix

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    So did the cat take anything? Or did you get lucky?
     
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  5. Cunning Servant

    Cunning Servant New Member

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    Heh, except for the no heat part, it sounds like an interesting experience. Go watch Signs at 12 o'clock midnight with no lights on in that house :D.
     
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  6. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Or make a tank from stuff in the forest!!! Go A-Team!:D
     
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  7. Thin Yume

    Thin Yume New Member

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    sounds exciting. i would have just sat down and been like we're all going to die. now i'm not going to be able to sleep.
     
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  8. TribeCalldQuest

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    fffttt... I would have set the house aflame first, and gone out and gotten myself stoned second.

    Wrong, wrong, wrong...

    -Beastie-
     
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  9. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Yeah, that's frickin' genius. Burn down the house you live in.

    Hey kids! For tomorrows lesson, we're going to piss against the wind! No crying if your socks get wet!
     
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  10. Roinn

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    I do not believe he was being serious, never take anything he says seriously. ...and also, I imagine your pants and your shirt would become moist first.

    nnioR~
     
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  11. Zanza

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    aww, heh, what happend next? I wish I could see the look on your's and the cops' face! :D
     
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  12. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Cops went away, I locked the doors, gave the cat some milk, spent the rest of the evening as I normally would.
     
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  13. Mika-chan

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    huh. that'd scare me to the point of me going into a full defense mode... *shrugs* I can't sit alone in a room though... not easily.
     
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  14. chiquitabanana

    chiquitabanana finally legal

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    sounds like some extreme fun!!!! :rolleyes:
     
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  15. Lady Shadow-san

    Lady Shadow-san New Member

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    *finishes laughing*
    Damn cat. ^_^
    Neph, my bro, the cat has gone nuts. She has been on my lap for five hours now, my legs are numb (she's REALLY fat) and I need to piss. Since she's your cat, what should I do? If I try to take her off my lap, she bites me. Oh, the cat just ran off my lap. She set off the alarm again, too. Were the cops in my room?? If so, were they disturbed by the door?
     
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  16. Roffey

    Roffey I'm As Free As A Bird Now

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    ¿Disturbed bye the door? ¿If it is not to personal what is wrong with your door?
     
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  17. Battousai

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    Oh I can't stop laughing, don't worry cops are stupid and easy to mess with.
     
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  18. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    No, no, see, my sister has all sorts of things taped to her door.

    No, nobody cared, Shadow-san.

    And Battousai, you're an idiot.
     
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