Humour Turning in my resignation...

To whom it may concern.

I am turning in my resignation as an adult. I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 3 year old.

I want someone else to clean up my messes. I can pout and cry when they try and make me help.

I want to go to the park as much as I can.

I want to be able to change letters when I learn a new word and make Socks come out as something that begins with a C.

I want to be thanked for taking and then giving back what was not mine.

I want to be able to get into stuff.

I want to throw fits if I do not get my way.

I want to keep my room messy.

I want to climb on furniture and into cabinets.

I want to point out an air plane in the sky with excitement.

I want to be the boss or so I think.

I want to let it rip without people getting upset.

I want to think candy is better then money because you can eat it.

I want to eat food and not gain any weight.

I want to return to a time when life was simple and free.

Most of all I want to be able to take off my cloths without breaking a law. I would like to run free.

I don’t want to go back to a life were bills pile up, money disappears, depressing news to watch, gossip to deal with, illness, doctor bills, and losing a loved one.

I want to believe in how a single hug could save a teary eyed persons day. I would also like to believe in the power of love and no one dies, they are just gone.

I want to be a 3 year old again.


I have seen this several times and I have decided to change it so it applies to me.

 

that was interesting.

is that one you changed? lol.

whats the age for that before you can actually get in trouble for it?

 

I head about that years ago when i was a kid, but i thought that somebody was just having a laugh.

Thats a nice little resignation, i think we all reach a point in our lives where we would like to go back to the time when we had really no worries other then where the next sweet was coming from.

I thought that this line was actually quite touching.

 

Ok, time for me to ruin your day.

CRY FOR ME WORMS! YOUR TEARS ARE MY WINE!

 

Thanks, i think i needed that sharp kick back into reality.

 

Actually I made it all based off my son. He hates clothes. I am just lucky he has yet to take them of in public.

I think it is like around 5. But I doubt they gave anything to a 8 year old.

 

*tear* you're so mean Neph....

Oh...I think little kids have it easy b/c they can run naked without eyes goggling at you...*sighs*...where is the freedom we used to have now? *streaks down the road*lol.

-Kryshana