Humour valentine day jokes

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  1. me_dreaming_zzz

    me_dreaming_zzz ¯\(º_o)/¯

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    Well, since its valentine, i thought i'll post these jokes :D

    What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
    A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

    What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
    "I love you with all my art!"

    What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
    He gives it a valenshine!

    "Do you love me more than you love sleep?"
    "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"

    What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
    "I've got a crutch on you!"

    Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
    It was a case of guppy love.

    What do you call two birds in love?
    Tweethearts!

    What do you call a very small valentine?
    A valentiny!
     
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    me_dreaming_zzz, Feb 14, 2005
  2. Ciel

    Ciel Unoa Freak
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    Those are cheesy but really cute! Thanks for sharing them ^__^
     
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    Ciel, Feb 14, 2005
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    "Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
    It was a case of guppy love."

    this one was pretty good hehe
     
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    SaberJ2X, Feb 14, 2005
  4. me_dreaming_zzz

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    thanx, im happy that someone likes them :)
     
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    me_dreaming_zzz, Feb 16, 2005
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    yea it was. a little late on the post, sorry.
     
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    Hitohiro, Apr 2, 2005
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    Those were really cute :) if no one minds i've got one.

    this girl and this guy stood in the park and the guy gave the girl a heart with something in it. she opened it, it was a key and the guy said it's the key to my heart. she said awwww and he said but i have to have it back by Monday cause it's also the key to my gym locker. :p
     
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    Kagome_Akari, Apr 8, 2005
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