Virginia Drivers - Aggressively Retarded

Oh my god, I miss home. Not only am I stuck in the military for another two and a half years (damn enlistment) but I'm stuck in the armpit of the United States: Norfolk Va. Apart from Busch Gardens located right up from the road there is no real reason for this place to even exist. Not only is there NOTHING to do here apart from drinking your misery away, but all the people are cold and unfriendly, RACIST (white people not welcome), and drive like they're all in NASCAR.

Seriously. When you turn on your signal to change lanes they SPEED UP in the lane you're trying to merge into so that you can't switch lanes (don't ask me why). And when you DO manage to slip in they make a huge deal out of it like you cut them off.

Today for example I hit my turn signal so that I could merge over to pull into my street. I check my blinds and see that it's clear. Behind me, about 150 ft back, some b*tch in a white Toyota must have seen me, because I watched as she went from about 45 mph to something closer to 70. This would have been the third time today I would have missed my turn because of a**wipes like this one, so for the first time ever I grew some balls and practiced some aggressive driving. I merged anyway when she was still 50 ft back. The dumb c*nt didn't stop accelerating until she was right on my bumper at which point she started honking her horn. I could see her waving her arms about, screaming at me.

Seeing as pissed off as she was made that the highpoint of my day. I peed all in her soup, finally getting her back at her own game.

JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE WASHINGTON PLATES DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO DRIVE THEM OFF THE ROAD!!

GAAAAAAGH!! I hate this state. I'm going to get into an accident merging just because they pull this stunt all the time. I hate driving over aggressively. I can but it

 

Shut yo cracka ass, biznitch!