Gundam - Warning! Pre-teen boys are more deadly than they appear!!

YUP!

Here are some facts that I found about Gundam to support my topic!

- Psycho boys in huge metal robots are adorable!
- Those who lay eyes on a Gundam shall not live to tell of it
- One cannot be feminine with creepy eyebrows that can jump out and EAT you and a certain passion for war.
- Mission Accomplished
- If you don't want to be seen, cover your face with your hand and no one will be able to tell you're an idiot!
- Approach with Caution
- Clowns are STILL creepy but now they're creepy and HOT
- Egghead helmets hide the Bishounens within
- If you're working for OZ and the comms go dead- GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!
- If there is a sudden enemy attack and you can't see the enemy, kiss your sorry butt good-bye
-No matter what you do, you'll always end up as the bad guy. - Take a hint and buy a clue. If it cant be identified within five seconds... IT'S A GUNDAM!!
- Never trust a woman that was two personalities and not a full name between them
- Fire! Fire! - Its always the quiet ones that crack
- A little gel will go a long way for trendy hairstyles
- Never leave Heero to fix his broken Gundam while you're asleep. The next morning will be hell.
- If you don't have brains enough not to chase down an unstable pilot trying to kill you, you shouldn't be handed an entire kingdom to DEFEND!!!
- It's never too late to turn against Earth.
- Duo's pride-and-joy is three feet long (hee-hee his braid)
- If you talk to your Gundam more than your comrades you need help really fast
- It goes: Gundam, Honor, Peace, THEN personal well-being
- The definition of peace is 20% blowing something up, 20% of what you say, and 60% on what you're blowing up when you say it
- Little citizens and towns go squish
- If something has a series of numbers as a title, (i.e., Colony 03554) you MUST emphasize EVERY number.
- Thermal weapons function just fine underwater. Don't waste time on asking why!
- Any kingdom called Sank is doomed to fall and REMAIN down!
- Gundamium is a boy's best friend
- Heavyarms will ALWAYS run out of bullets in the heat of battle
- All a boy really needs is a Gundam to talk to and an embassy to blow up.
- All OZ really needs is. to give it up while they're alive! Geez!
- Send in the clowns
- Blonde Arabian princes come fully equipped with a mass-murdering machine,
an entire army of lackeys, and fresh tea.
- For every father lost, two colonies go down
- Machines will one day rise up and take over EVERYONE'S minds
- If a mobile suit is strong enough to manipulate Heeroâs mind then I say
it's high-time to STOP the upgrades!
- If at first you don't succeed ⦠self-detonate
- You can only get Trowa to laugh if you can describe intense pain in
four-or-less words
- Earth is beautiful. Very, very beautiful
- Black matches everything
- Never ask "What was that?" The answer won't be to your liking- Heero is a GREAT actor!
- I could really fall for that clown!
- Never compliment a traitor
- W-what Gundam behind my back? I don't have anything!.
- Don't ask where the kid got the money. Just give him the truck AND the explosives
- If you can't hit psycho from twelve feet, let me just clear the air between your ears you're a lousy shot!!
- OZ explained in three words: Dead Men Walking
- Mission Accepted !

~Washu

 

.........yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..........................


*slowly backs away, tossing shiny flashy objects in the opposite direction*

Yeah, that pretty much sums up why I've taken to flaming people lately.

 

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LOL

Good one. Never would have come up with that on my own. But, you missed one.
-Any guy with a big mask that act's like a big brother most likely IS a big brother.

 

is this referring to Dorothy?

 

Actually, I could probably sum up every Gundam Wing character with only two words:



Brainless morons.




Yeah, that sounds right.

 

Hmmmm, I have never seen this show. I thought about watching it cause I heard there were some cool bishounen in it. But I must say, this thread totally turned me off of watching it ever!

Maybe I'm missing something, eh?

 

Agreed Kaneda , I really want to drop a colony on Relena+Heero