~Watching too much DBZ~

Discussion in 'Dragon Ball' started by Little Washu, Feb 16, 2003.

  1. Little Washu

    Little Washu New Member

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    You know you watch too much DBZ when.......

    -You set yourself on fire and yell "Kaioken!" in an attempt to use the Kaioken,and emideatly get burned to death.
    -You exercise with tons of weights on your body and tell all your friends that you're trying to turn into a Super Saiyajin.
    -You buy 7 large marbles and try to summon Shenlong,the Eternal Dragon.
    -You and all of your friends believe that the school bully is Frieza.
    -After getting beat up by the school bully,you tell your friends to just wish you back with the Dragonballs.
    -You tear a pair of glasses in half,paint it green,tape it to one side of an earmuff and wear it over your ear as you walk down the street laughing and pointing at everyone as if they had low power levels.
    -When you play Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64 you chase down your friends in Multiplayer saying "I'm coming to get you,Kakarot!"(this one I actually did ^_^).
    -You tell everyone you know that you have a tail and you've had it since birth.
    -When you goto the gym at school you ask the teacher where the Gravitron is.
    -You buy a 10 lb. bag of Jellybeans thinking you're getting a good deal on Senzu Beans.
    -You dye your hair purple and buy a Broadsword thinking you're Trunks(strangely,I have the feeling that some people do this...).
    -Whenever you have to go somewhere you always jump into the air repeatedly thinking you can fly there.
    -You think that getting sent to detention means being sucked into the Deadzone.
    -You believe that New York City is actually East City.
    -You think that the Hawaian holiday King Kamehamea Day is a day where everyone is taught the Kamehamea or practices it.

    I kinda got these from a site.... :sweat: But I thought they were really funny so I decided to post them. Hopefully you like them!!

    ~Washu
     
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