Recreation Weird dreams

ok some nights ago I had this weird dream it was in the winter and me, my bro and some other adults I've never seen before and suddenly I heard something land outside and I opened the door and theres this weird looking Santa with his slade (i dont know how its spelled) and he said that he wanted to come in and give us presents. The weird thing is that I knew that it was about march then and said "ok you're a bit late" and he responded that he had to get in but I refused to let the Santa inside. I wa sabout to unlock the door (i cant remember if I locked it in he first place) but I opened it and then dropped the key and the Santa charged and tried to get in but I tripped him with my leg and then beat the **** outta him (heh when I told my dad he said that I wouldnt get any christmas presents this year) and later in the dream I sat in the kitchen but there was 4 other guys (it was supposed to be in the military but at my house?!?!?!) and I noticed that they didnt have any hair and then I felt on my own head and noticed that my hair was cut off. I jumped up from the chair and screamed REALLY LOUD and asked who did this. A black drill sergeant said that it was he that cut my hair when I slept (he used a follish/jolly voice) and I punched the wall, the table, kicked my chair, punched the refridgerator some times, busted the aquarium with my fist and then started leeping towards him and made jumped up and made one hell of a kick straight in the neck of the drill sergeant and he flew out the window and down to the ground (we live on the third floor) and then I woke up, feeling mad as hell and still so ****ing pissed off but then I felt on my head and I touched my hair and was really really relieved.

I have never been so pissed in my whole life and it was dream... if someone would do it IRL then I would surely kill that person

 

heh. I had a dream once when I was a kid that my parents had killed my dog. I woke up and ran up the stairs screaming "I'LL KILL YOU"... then I tripped over the very much still-living dog on the way up the stairs, got confused, and went back to bed. Luckily my parents weren't home at the time...

- Ark

 

Last night I had a dream I was a spy. It was sooooo cool. Well I was wearing this super-sexy suit I own (black with silver pinstripes and a black shirt with funky black loafers) and I was to spy at a fancy hotel in Toronto. Well the 'prestigue' club (the place I was to investiage) was on the top floor, the 50th floor. My elevator ride took for bloody EVER to get to the top, but I got there, but not without trouble. My elevatior turned UPSIDE DOWN but it opened and I was there.

At the front desk I found I had reservations and was free to go to my room. I went to my room, got unpacked and found I had an invitation to a party. I still wore my suit, but fixed my messed up hair, and was off.

At the party I realized I couldn't find the women's washroom, which is not good because I am a woman, after all. So I snuck off into the gent's. bathroom, only for a guy to walk in on me when I was washing my hands! I made up a dumb excuse and went on my way. Soon I found out an evil coporation was going to try and take over the world, and I was on their hit-list!

...then my dream ended. Damn, I really wanted to know what was going to happen. It was a very cool dream.

 

Heheheh Shadow.


My favorite dreams of all are when I get to fly! ^^

One I remember most vividly is when I was outside my house with my family and no one was paying any attention to me at all. I followed my mom around for a few minutes buit to no avail. I got so bored Ijumped into the air, and poof- I was off. But in my dreams when I fly I don't have wings. I only kick my feet like I do when I swim, kinda like a merman , ::as my brother calls it:: Then I woke up... Damn dreams.

Another was-

I was sitting on the floor of my living room, working on a Charmed Fanfiction. My mother was on the computer doing who knows what. My brother sat on the couch, and my dad in the reclining chair. And thats when I saw it- A bright green disk in the sky, with intricate marking on the bottom of it zoomed by outside the picture window. I, (being a firm believer in UFO's,) jumped up and began freaking out.

I ran into the sunroom and grabbed my mother away from the computer and opened the front door and brought her outside. My father followed. Thats when like 7 bright blue dots hovering in the sky crashed into the yard next to ours. And when the FBI showed up- I woke up... Damn dreams...

 

I once had a dream that my ex-boyfriend ran over my dog. Normally, I wouldn't get upset about it but I am very attached to my puppy! There was so much emotion in the dream it was pitiful. When he walked in the house and told me, I ran outside and I held the dog (Lovey) while she breathed her final breaths and bled in my arms. I woke up crying. It was so sad... That's probably the worst dream I've ever had...besides dreaming that monsters were gonna get me!

 

HeavypowerMetal

U beat up santaclaus?! you sick bas**rd..who beats the hell out of santa??

 

wow!

ok i once had this deam where my sis was getting married to the easter bunny and i was soo jealous! i am very confused ^.^

 

Obviously I do

 

Me too *points at chest, and hauls out an easter bunny carcass*
I also hit the easter bunny...again. Oops. :sweat:
Oh well. Last night I had a dream that I got locked in a mental ward. So... I have to sing...
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HO HO HE HE HA HA!!!!!

 

too the funny farm with flowers and people who twiddle their thumbs and...
almost forgot about that song

I'm the queen of weird dreams, but then once in a while I have suprisingly cool, sane ones.

Weirdest dream I ever had:
Um I recall i was rollerblading around NYC with my brother who is 25. There were a bunch of emergancy vehicles passing by and we were curious (and we somehow got seperated) to where they were going so we went in that direction.
And then I stare at this one strange vehicle, like a pick-up truck, with this weird-*** pair of siamese twins stuck together at the waist in the back of the truck, as it passes by.
As I rollerbladed I got out of the city and was heading down the side of this strange highway. The highway had walls on both sides like a canyon, and lots of space between the highway and the walls. The walls were very high.
I finnally came upon the emergency situation the vechicles were heading to, and oddly enough i made it there before they did although there was some police crime tape around the area.
The situation was just weird; there was this two-story house on the side of that weird highway. It was upside-down.
Aparently it mysteriously flipped upside down and all the occupants were badly injured. Did I mention it was weird? I think I woke up around there.

What the heck did I eat that night before bed??
Anyhow, other dreams of mine arn't so weird. I had one where I was Captain Kirk and me and his landing party were on a Shackleton-like adventure. That was a very cool dream
Recently I had a dream that had all sorts of weird stuff, but I only recall two parts of it.
First I recall getting on the school bus in the morning. We live near the woods, but the bus normally dosn't go through them except in this dream. It drove down a road in the woods Really fast. As we got deeper into the woods I saw that the woods were on fire! It turned into a total blazing inferno, but the bus made through it. We even got to school.
I was first off the bus. Then my back-pack got stuck in the door and I was trying to tell the bus driver to open the door or something.
"My back pack!" "What?" "Back pack!!" "What??" "BACK PACK!!!" "Huh??" So I wrote it down for her and she opened the door and let my bag go.
Some reason I didn't go to school, the inferno-thing being too tramatic I guess. I got home (walked I guess) and when I got there my dad asked me why I was there and I told him about the forest fire.
"You're just saying that so you don't have to go to school today."

I recall that later in the dream my father, brother and mother then went to a hotel (logically to escape the fires?) At the hotel we were all at a pool and my whole family had these lottery tickects. Everyone scratched their ticket. My brother and mom didn't win anything. My father won $17,000 and was real excited, but then i scratched mine and won $630,000. I wasn't too excited because I thought it must be a fake or a scam.
We tried cashing them at differant places but (as dreams logistics go) nobody had the money to give us. Meanwhile the tickets were getting worn out and practically destroyed. I was planning on buying a REAL NICE car and puting the rest into colledge tuition.

Weird...

-Sarah of Borg

 

you people have some very strange dreams. but then agian so do i!^^

i was running to school because i was late. but when i got to school it had turned in to bel air(a grocery store) everyone was walking around
buying food.(mostly junk food but one girl bought 50 bags of baby carrots.) i went looking for my friends and i found them over in the meat department. i asked my friend maria were my frien dmakenzi was and she said that she was in the bakery. i went over there and i found my friend and we started talking and walking. suddenly the school turns into a wal-mart and i lose her. i go looking for her while eating coffee cake(?) i find my friend maria and asked her were makenzi was agian. she said that she was either in a coma or had glacoma. i then run out screaming for my friend and then i woke up.
(i have got to stop eating jellybeans before bed )

 

so some might think this was a crazy dream but yeah ok

i was reading this book called wild magic and theres this girl named diane who talk to animals and so on.. ect and while i was reading i feel asleep and dream that i was diane and i could talk to animals and her master arram draper a mage well we where sitting there doin the siting thing and dianes horse comes up and bites her (whitch is me ) in the arm because i lost myself while sending my power out to talk to other animals and then i ws being chased by a unicorn i was really scard them my dream changed without really changeing i had turned into this girl with poofy hair and i was reading a huge book one i would have never thought to pick up THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I WAS LIKE SUCKED INTO IT i got really scared and when i landed on my feet i started to run but instead of running forward i ran backwards and fell through i hole whitch took me to so strange messed up world where every one started at you and they like made a walk way for you to walk up to this big door and i reached out to trun the knob and i was like warped into this mad house whitch had changeing stairs and the walls closed in and out and the floor and the ceiling was crushing you then i happened to some how



wake up in toms arms sweating and shakeing violantly
whitch was strange lol but anyway he had this really worried look on his face and cept asking me if i was alright :dizzy2: :dizzy2:

 

This is a really strange dream.

It's night time. I am at a party, dancing and having fun. Then all of a sudden everyone except me turn into monster! They start running after me trying to kill me. Well I ran out of the party, escape them, but somehow end up at my school! When I went in all my classmates was out front asking me why I'm late. It's get stranger. Suddenly I went outside, look to my right and saw a metal bunny rabbit. I went over there to check it out and then I woke up.

Is this strange or what? I got more strange dreams, just gotta remember what it was about.

 

I had a dream once it was about my dads cat (stumpy creative name huh?) but it was huge. i thought it was his and brought her over to my dads out. But there she was and this cat was some experiment. It ran away and i never knew what happened to it after that.

 

Hmm....Well I guess I'll mention a few that I remember. Keep in mind I have many more messed up ones then I can recall having...heh anyways.

Well lemmisee....The last one I remember having was ironically a connected dream with elee...something or other. I found it was rather surprising that we had that same dream on the same night..
What I remember was it was some kind of date, we were watching some people skating at a skating rink, and we were cuddling, and holding hands. Just before we kissed at the end I woke up and it ended there. One of those weird..."Connected dreams" There's more its just been so long and I can't remember it all, but I couldn't see the man's face. It was weird I thought it was real, because I could feel everything I touched.


This messed dream I also remember was really wacko I think its mainly because I LITERALLY had to go to the bathroom and I guess thats the message being portrayed in it. All dreams have a message you know .
Well I remember I was like wandering around trying to find something important for happiness or something stupid like that. I got to a house and I suddenly had to go pee really bad and it was weird. Everytime I went it felt like the pain wouldn't go away as if I was still holding it. (Here's where its strange)
I come to a ok looking house from outside, but I go in and there's like...some dog reading a newspaper. I'm thinking don't stare dont stare, just act kool about it. So I was like
"Sorry for intruding sir, but it's and emergancy and..."
"The bathroom right?"
"um yeah Just how did you?.."
"I know all little one"
"Right....so um where is it?"
So this weird Dog-man (lol) took me up some stairs and he takes me to the roof where it turns into an attic (see? messed) And there's a toliet but no room. I was like, ok, great. It appears like I've appeared in some wacky dimension where wacky dogs rule and I never am relieved of this bladder problem -.-;. So I went and I was like "GAHHHHHH will this never end!!!!" (actually screaming) EveryTHING in that house went wide-eyed. Then I woke up I was like wtf is that???? heehee and I ran off to the bathroom; actually saying: "yes! Its over" -phew-

Btw. I'm sure you all wanted to know that! That's me for ya

 

oh man dreams huh well I have some here goes:

The best dream I ever had was. I was Mara Jade from Star Wars (yay!) and I was like fighting the evil emporer (sorry bad speller) and he killed me like so many times but I kept comeing back and I kicked his *** good dream

The worst one was I was in school and all my friends came to me (Naru, That Guy!, Mog, Lady Shadow-San and others) and told me everything bad about my self and then said they didnt want to be my friend anymore. I was sad and throught the hole dream they made fun of me and said bad things I woke up crying and then relized IT WAS A DREAM! and said thank god and went to bed again.

The weirdest one was I had just watched the Halloween H2O movie and in my dream michelle Myers comes in my room stabs me and kills me. then the hole scene happends over and over and over. I am stab like 20 times then all of a sudden I am in my living room (weird) and the dream ends and I wake up.

 

my dreams are messed up..they are weird but they are also...disturbing, and will make some people mad so i wont tell any recent dreams cause they are embarrasing(spelling) to me and other people on m2a:shy3: :shy3:

but i do have another weird dream...

i dreamed that i was this character out of a book..i think my name was Lynn or something like that. it was around the time of dragons and nights and castles and stuff like that. i was on a quest to find a dragon named Marvin i think, anyways, i was supposed to find it, slay(spelling)it, and cut out its heart and bring it to the king. i found the dragon and i fell in love with the dragon(weird huh?but not for long) and it ended up that the dragon was a different kings son that the king that wanted the heart wanted to kill thay kings son cause they were enimies or something like that...i think the King's son's name was Johnathon or Joshua..i think it was Joshua though...anyways, that was my dream. kinda messed up

 

I had a nightmare were the monster was (of all things) wet hair. I got out of the shower, dried my hair and wrapped it up into a turban. Strangly enough, water came dripping down my neck. I took off the towel, dried off my hair and wrapped it up. But it happened again! This cycle of dry-wet- and re-dry happened a few times until I started yelling "get it off! get it off!" and tearing out my hair. Then I woke up with a sweaty head and had to go wash my face and relax a bit.
If there is one thing I want to ask god went I die, it is to tell me what on earth that dream meant.

 

This is strangest and most memorable dream I've ever had (and I say memorable because I had this dream when I was like 4 or something):

I was walking down the aisle of a huge church that looked like St. Peter's basilica and I was in the front leading everyone to the altar where there was, what seemed, a bright light on the altar. And I looked around me to see angels singing and flying around above me... To this day I still wonder what this dream meant, maybe I'm meant to become a priest...

A lot of my other dreams that I remember I'm usually attacked by weird demon things. But I had a dream once where a tiger was attacking me and before it jumped on me I woke up and my cat popped out of nowhere!

 

well my dream was about the Yugioh cahracters and my friends