Recreation What are some wierd fortunes you have had in fortune cookies?

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  1. Odango_rose

    Odango_rose New Member

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    Today me and my friend had some chinese food, and my fortune actually said "You don't want to know".

    well thats what you get for American fortunes!


    So have any fortunes you would like to tell?
     
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    Odango_rose, Jul 24, 2002
  2. GenericHero5

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    Ive gotten some wierd ones...

    "You will find a new love, and be confused about life."
    "Clarity is achieved by simplicity."
    "You will die soon." (Wasnt too happy bout that one...And yes, i actually got that!)
    "True Happyness is achieved through the soul, not the body."
     
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  3. Odango_rose

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    Ok I really wanted to post this Just Because I thought it was really funny. In the Disney movie The Lady and the Lady and the Tramp. Tramp calls lady A ***** 6 times. I don't think that it's wrong because it was made when that was actually what they called female dogs. I just thought it was funny.


    here are 2 more I remember:

    "You should listen to your mother"-- uhhh no! I mean I do listen, I'm a good kid. but I already hear it enough not to want to hear it from a cookie!

    my other one today said:

    "you will hear an important annoncement"-



    Sorry Arch, thats not the kind of cookie you would like to get when your settling down to a nice.. ummm meal!
     
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    Odango_rose, Jul 24, 2002
  4. BakaMattSu

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    Heh, I work at a chinese restaurant, so I've seen tons. Actually, I have one that describes me personally...I'll just go get my wallet right now (yes, I kept it :p)...

    GAAH? It's gone! And I can't remember it anymore....!
     
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  5. Izzy

    Izzy moo. moo. moo!
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    I think my granmama rigged mine because I had one that said, "Study hard, scholars make their own luck." Rigged I tell ya!! RIGGED! I NO WANNA STUDY...
     
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  6. Bloodberry

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    ya know my friends got cursed by those things once...chris actually found his in his wallet a few months ago(along with one of the other guys...) and those were some mean fortunes...and shawn got 2...lol
     
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