Recreation What are the best flames you have heard

So what are they...?

 

The Eternal War of Wong VS Darkstar.

This one is a huge debate over Star Trek vs Star Wars.

To the point of Wong and DS both having followers.

Soon as I can I'll supply a link



EDIT.

WONG: http://www.stardestroyer.net/

DARKSTAR (AKA G2K): http://www.st-v-sw.net/

I say again, this flame war is huge, to the point of threatening legal action for real. If you try to really read it all, you will be busy for quite a while.

 

Matt deleted my favorite... Although, I am not sure if it was a flame... I believe it was posted by Roinn in refference to Sephiroth... Something about disembowelment I believe.

Oh, and if I was in more of a zealous mood, I would flame you to hell in a handbasket right here... Hahaha...

-Beastie-

 

And if I was a mod, there'd be several dozen bannings.

And if I was feeling zealous...

 

Well apparently you are not a mod, let's keep it at that.

nnioR~

 

apparently your a dimwit lets not keep it like that pls change b4 i hunt you down (no tbeing funny but serious)
Q-Uzi was the funnest i have ever seen..still get a laugh at my copied versions
would supply a link ..but heh dont know if it still exist..then ya got ones like bms put up...wtf is up with you people ? rotf

 

I back up neoB!!!
Q-uzi... man... he gave me such a great laugh
I couldn't stop laughing for the longest time.

why do you care so much? Neph would make a great mod because he doesn't take people's ****.

 

I care so much because he has directly insulted me a fair ammount of times without real cause.

Without getting off topic, if you want true flames go to the free IGN board. Heheh...

nnioR~

 

Wow,that Q-uzi guy was a real a**hole.Good thing I wasn't here when he was on.I would've launched a verbal assault of wich the likes have never been seen!The guy couldn't even spell.And he said he was proud of his english speaking/writing abilities.Hahahah!He was obviously talking about fanboys.I've never met a fanboy here,so that's cool.Man,Neph,you really toasted his a**!I know not to start an arguement with you!

 

I wish to hear the laments of his women and children as I drive them before me.

>=-)

Gotta love Conan.

 

Yeah, I was laughing at that guy and his lame "You are so, so fake" line.

As for the best flame I've ever seen, well there was one really interesting one. The "winner" posted the emails between him and his "opponent." I don't know if you could call it a flame war since it was pretty peaceful and kinda "proffessional," but if you wanna see a big corporation get owned, read it. It's really long, but believe me, who wouldn't want to see The Church of Satan take on Apple Computer?!?

 

Neph for Mod! Neph for Mod!
Bring us the fires of purgatory to cleanse the forums, Neph!

(psst, Neph, I'll give you $10 to delete every other post for a day)

- Ark

 

Bah! Childs play! Last year, for April Fools, the mods at spacebattles banned half the members. You should have seen it. Everyone was freaking out. Anyone who asked why or said it was unfair got banned as well.

Oh, and you want the flames of purgatory?

You candy ***, hellfire works so much better, as evidenced in the pic below.

 

Best flame I've ever heard (well, read, actually) was when some moron copied the best known Weiss kreuz fanfiction out there (called Paradise Lost) and claimed it was their own work. That person was badly flamed by me and others on Fanfiction.net.
It was very much fun.

 

Ah! The hellfire of the red x! It burns me so!

That is the most diabolical, maniacal, archaic, and just all around evil thing I have ever seen! Damn you! *gouges out eyes*

-Beastie-

 

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