Recreation What Is The Stupidest Thing That You Have Ever Heard?

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  1. neoblacklady

    neoblacklady ~*Tpyo Godedses*~

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    Hmm the stupidest thing I've ever heard....can't say ...I've heard enough to make me stupid. NOw isnt that stupid?:D I can't ..o...What colour are you? Hello...are you stupid..? um yeah....there isn't much variety where I am at..your either this or that...if you can't tell....
    Sure their are others but can't think of them. HELP! I CAUGHT THE STUPID!:eek: :shy3:
     

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  2. ~ Zack ~

    ~ Zack ~ Guest

    <Aeris> what's ff7? :eek:

    'nuff said
     
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  3. Odin

    Odin Member

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    I read this on another anime board, which a newcomer wrote as his first post. This probably isn't the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but it definitely ranks up there [I'm copy/pasting this]:

    Needless to say, the board had a lot of fun with this guy.
    -Odin
     
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  4. blood_pheonix

    blood_pheonix New Member

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    this is from some tv show. a girl like a lifeguard and wants to chat him up, but doesnt know what to say. then a friend suggests she just casually walk up to him and ask "whats the time" and start a conversation using that.
    well the girl walks up to the lifeguard and casualy says "um, hi. i was wondering if u knew what the time was." the life guard looks at her in a stange way and then smiles, reaches down and holds her wrist. he pulls it up, looks at the watch and say, "well, its 4:15". needless to say the girl walks off embarassed as hell.

    thats funny in a stupid kinda way.
     
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  5. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    From www.actsofgord.com

    "You now have $1 left in credit."

    "No I don't, I have $2."

    "You had $11. You used $10 of it to buy that game."

    "I traded in $12 worth of games."

    "You had two games worth $3, and one worth $5."

    "See! $12."

    "What's 5 + 3?"

    "8."

    "8 + 3"

    "12."

    "oh god."
     
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  6. The Jackal

    The Jackal New Member

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    "Are you asleep?"
    "Yes"
     
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  7. blood_pheonix

    blood_pheonix New Member

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    "go to sleep"
    "no"
    "why not?"
    "im afraid ill wake up dead"
     
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  8. GenericHero5

    GenericHero5 All Ska Super Star

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    Well...

    --Pulls up Q-Uzi's "post"--

    I got a few laughs out of this...

    From the posts of Q-Uzi to BB.
    Hello. I play Starcraft and live in the United States. Am I japanese? No.

    I got the biggest laugh out of this. This newb calling BB-sensei a goddam fool.Oh the world of pain hes in for. It made me positively giddy just anticipating it.

    And, in closing, i would just like to add:

    Thanks, Q-Uzi. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
     
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  9. Izzy

    Izzy moo. moo. moo!
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    Yes, Q-uzi is a rather unique kinda guy. So much more so than your average run-of-the-mill kinda persona.

    Anyway, stupidest thing I've ever heard? It's by me.

    "Where's my glasses?"

    The teacher then proceeds to look at my spectacles nestled on the bridge of my nose rather funnily. :D
     
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  10. Shadowhawk

    Shadowhawk New Member

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    The all time stupidest thing I've ever heard is,

    A boy in my class once said,
    "Do you wan't to nip (scottish slang for "french kiss") him?"

    It may not sound very stupid but you don't know the guy he was refering to!!!!! :eek: Waah!
     
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  11. The Jackal

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    Who is Q-uzi anyway?
    Our German teacher, while teaching us about how to say
    'my foot hurts' in german was hopping around the room holding her foot at waist height! Honestly! She's like 70 years old (*well looks it anyway....)
     
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  12. Mordeth

    Mordeth Mordeth Vult!

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    someone once told me "god is in heaven, and he is always watching over you, and if you live a good christian life you will go to heaven when you die and live with the angels"


    I thought that was a pretty god damn stupid thing to say :)
     
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  13. HF Strausser

    HF Strausser New Member

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    "whats the ruckus?"
     
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  14. k0gepan

    k0gepan New Member

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    there's this moron in my bio class.....she says " Birds have legs?"......okay....*SMACK*......that's it for this year. I can't member anymore.
     
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  15. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    k0ge, you gotta be kidding. PLEASE tell me you're kidding.




    ...

    It sounds a lot like my old high school classmates, frighteneningly...

    "So let me get this straight. For your audio project, you're repeating last nights Leno monologue? About ***-Kicked-astan?"

    (this was a year ago)

    "Yeah man, id'n it cool?"

    "Its so cool, its tropical!"

    "Awesome!"

    (I wonder why he didnt clue in on that one...)

    "Im going to go move here now, since I subscribe to intellectual osmosis and don't wanna get worse than I already am."

    "See ya buddy!"
     
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  16. c0ke

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    "how do you pronounce the 'I'?"
     
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  17. blood_pheonix

    blood_pheonix New Member

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    "Why?"
    -my little brother
     
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  18. sailorvenus

    sailorvenus 24 days to go...^^

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    Hmmm...

    The most stupidest question I heard was probably from a fellow member here in M2A (forgot who though...). He/She was asking me if I was a boy...I find it really funny...

    I mean if I was a boy I could've picked a boyish nick and not SailorVenus...

    I'm not offended though...I just find it really funny...and stupid...
     
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  19. GenericHero5

    GenericHero5 All Ska Super Star

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    Well, this one comes straight from me.

    "Wait. Wait. Just wait...Oh, sh*t, nevermind, I forgot..."
     
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  20. Kaneda_345

    Kaneda_345 The Star Stealing Boy

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    Heres one I heard today in school:


    "I wasnt talking I was just saying something."
     
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