WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM???

OMG the people at my school suck monkeyballs!!!!!!! GOD they always freakin judge me. "Are you a prep? Cause you act like one?" "Are you goth? Cause you look like you cut yourself" "Are you emo? Cause you get mad a lot" Its like shut the hell up and LEAVE ME ALONE!

 

heh..welcome to my life

 

Let's take a drop from Seishin's Fountain of knowledge, and get you some good comebacks...

A:Are you a prep? Cause you act like one?
B:Sorry, I've been around your mom for way to long....

A:Are you goth? Cause you look like you cut yourself
B:And you look like you touch yourself everyday, but hey, I'm not saying anything....

A:Are you emo? Cause you get mad a lot
B:No, this is just a side effect from having you as a son/daughte, so don't talk to your mommy/daddy that way!

Give me more material, i'm a great improv. guy when using my fountain of knowledge, honest!

-Seishin