Worst night EVAR!!!111

So I'm playing Painkiller on my computer and I'm having a pretty good time shooting monsters and demons. My roomate walks in and tells me to put my shoes on- We're going boozing.

Now at this point I was faced with two decisions: Stay and kill pixelated evil or go out and get trashed. Three minutes later we were on the road travelling towards one of my Co-worker's home.

On the way there we notice a man standing on the side of the road... actually he was standing in a deserted parking lot along side the road in the dark away from most of the lights. He was wearing a large fuzzy coat and a large fuzzy tophat. In his left hand he held a cane. The whole suit was purple. My roomate and I look at each other and nearly die laughing.

It was a pimp. Unbelievable. Everything you've ever heard is true. He was dressed just like Snoop Dogg's character in Starsky and Hutch.

Anyway we arrive at my co-worker's place and realize that the person who was supposed to DD (Designated Driver) was a no-show. My co-worker had already gotten a head start on us with regards to the drinking, so him behind the wheel was out of the question. I ended up taking the responsibility. No biggie, I thought, Drunk people are funny. I can still have a good time tonight.

To cut a long story short we ened up playing billiards while the few guys I was out with drank about three pitchers of beer. On the ride home one actually threw up. He had about four glasses of beer and two jello shots. The whole time I'm lost because I'm stupid enough to take directions from a drunk guy.

I finally arrive back home, sober, stable and bleary eyed at one thirty in the morning. I was about to go to bed when I noticed my computer was still on...

...and the folder holding my One Piece fanubs is still open on the screen.

Time to cut this short: Luffy calls to me. Sleep is secondary to the adventures of that guy!

~W

 

All those bad things happened becase you still use EVAR and !!!111.

Regardless if I ever meet you, we are going to go boozing. I have soooo many good stories to share sometime... in fact join my forum and we'll start a thread on the matter.

 

A forum about drunken stories? Badass. Sign me up where?