YES I AM FROM THE SOUTH!!! Part 1

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I'm sorry, but I find it insulting... the whole "the South is a land of stupid, uncultured, racist, backwoods, morons" thing... I really irks me sometimes. People will ask me where I am from... Where am I from? I'll say to them "I'm from Montgomery, Alabama. I was born here and I have lived here all my life." And they'll look surprised and say "REALLY?!?" Yes it's true I'll admit it, I was born and raised in the South. Fact 1/4 of my family tree would be Southerners, Jackson... Certainly not Old Money. In fact they came from Eclectic (yes there is a town of that name)... Any who, when they find out I'm from Alabama, they often wonder if I was a military brat... which is silly if I have said that I have lived here all my life. I accredit this sort of event to people trying to attribute my intelligence and lack of Southern accent to some other place. I don't fit the stereotype so they're trying to fit me some place else. THERE MUST BE SOME EXPLINATION FOR THIS ANOMALY. I mean how the hell could some one like her come from such a backwards state. IT JUST ISN'T POSSIBLE!!! Apparently I should either claim I came from somewhere up North or

 

I've spent my fair share in the South and being a California boy I cannot say that I really 'love' it down here. Still you're from where ever you're from. You shouldn't let retards weigh you down with steriotypes. If that were the case then you're also a woman from Bala-Amba which means that not only do you drive a beat up pickup truck but you're always putting on your makeup in the rearview mirror and sitting in the flast lane with your left blinker on going twelve mph.

Don't let stupid people get you down. Take pride in the fact you're not an utter moron like they are and fly with it.

But then again, I'm just a vegitarian, yuppie slob from Southern California (cant live without my cell phone and my mocha latte) so what would I know. I live in my own little world!